Dryers were supposedly invented to dry clothes, but that is a total lie. After all, if there are wet clothes, you can see more hot babes than ever before. A dryer is a device that is used to dry the clothes of humans. If people have used dryers for years, why are there still electric dryers. I mean come on. They cost more to run, they make a bunch of heat, and they don't even dry that well. I speak from experince when I say that all dryers suck. We should just walk around naked and live like God intended
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| - Dryers were supposedly invented to dry clothes, but that is a total lie. After all, if there are wet clothes, you can see more hot babes than ever before. A dryer is a device that is used to dry the clothes of humans. If people have used dryers for years, why are there still electric dryers. I mean come on. They cost more to run, they make a bunch of heat, and they don't even dry that well. I speak from experince when I say that all dryers suck. We should just walk around naked and live like God intended
- Scientists studied this phenomenon very closely for long periods of time and were unable to observe any type of quantum entanglement/vortex formation. Since lab tests continued to yield unsuccessful results they decided to create the laundromat where many dryers were clumped together alongside washers in the hopes that some type of quantum phenomena would take place. It is there that they learned that for a wormhole to form and for quantum entanglement to occur, the objects placed inside the dryer must first be de-atomized by a washing machine.
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| - Dryers were supposedly invented to dry clothes, but that is a total lie. After all, if there are wet clothes, you can see more hot babes than ever before. A dryer is a device that is used to dry the clothes of humans. If people have used dryers for years, why are there still electric dryers. I mean come on. They cost more to run, they make a bunch of heat, and they don't even dry that well. I speak from experince when I say that all dryers suck. We should just walk around naked and live like God intended
- Scientists studied this phenomenon very closely for long periods of time and were unable to observe any type of quantum entanglement/vortex formation. Since lab tests continued to yield unsuccessful results they decided to create the laundromat where many dryers were clumped together alongside washers in the hopes that some type of quantum phenomena would take place. It is there that they learned that for a wormhole to form and for quantum entanglement to occur, the objects placed inside the dryer must first be de-atomized by a washing machine. This de-atomizing process was key, due to the fact that everything that passes through a wormhole is usually torn apart atom by atom. The process was discovered by one of the scientists working on the experiment one night at his very house. It also raised a whole new series of questions. A few of them being along the lines of, "how does something become de-atomized and yet still exist?" You can find the answer and read more on washing machines here. Since the only thing that ever disappeared in a dryer was socks the first tests were conducted using mostly kittens. De-atomization of kittens was very difficult mainly because it was very difficult to predict the actions of kittens (especially kittens that have already been huffed). After a few experiments the scientists learned that kittens with feet that were naturally colored to resemble socks were the only ones that appeared to disappear, and only in the first few seconds of drying. It was also later discovered earlier that day that it was only the counterclockwise rotation dryers that caused the vortex phenomena, and for some reason the vortex always spun in the direction of the nearest flushing toilet.
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