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| - Dovepaw (sitting in the apprentice den crouched over a pile of cookies): "Don't worry, my pretties, that mean old Jayfeather can't hurt you anymore.... now you are MINE!" (evil laugh) (Jayfeather enters den) Dovepaw (hiding cookies under Ivypaw's bedding): "Err-um- Jayfeather! Hi!" Jayfeather(suspiciously): "Did I hear you talking to someone?" Dovepaw (shaking head vigorously): "No, no, not at all! Not one tiny bit! I wasn't talking to anything- I mean anyone!" Jayfeather: "Anything, you say?" Dovepaw: "I meant anyone, anyone- yeah, that's it." (Both go outside) Both: "DIVA?" Jayfeather: "OMG!"
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| - Dovepaw (sitting in the apprentice den crouched over a pile of cookies): "Don't worry, my pretties, that mean old Jayfeather can't hurt you anymore.... now you are MINE!" (evil laugh) (Jayfeather enters den) Dovepaw (hiding cookies under Ivypaw's bedding): "Err-um- Jayfeather! Hi!" Jayfeather(suspiciously): "Did I hear you talking to someone?" Dovepaw (shaking head vigorously): "No, no, not at all! Not one tiny bit! I wasn't talking to anything- I mean anyone!" Jayfeather: "Anything, you say?" Dovepaw: "I meant anyone, anyone- yeah, that's it." Jayfeather: "Good. Because that might sound like someone was hiding something. Something crumbly, with little choc chips in it." Dovepaw: "No, no, not at all! I would never steal your cookies." Jayfeather: "Okay. But I guess I should probably break it to you- you're one of the three destined cats, and we're like, awesome and stuff." Dovepaw: "Wait a second. I already know that. Dovepaw and Ivypaw asked Lionblaze in the play before this. And aren't you supposed to be dead?" Jayfeather: "Whatevs. Dead, living, same thing. And it's Feathertail Millie's call, anyway. She wrote this play. She puts the words in our mouths." Dovepaw: "WHAT? I'm a puppet? StarClan, you have some explaining to do!" (Both go outside) Dovepaw: "STARCLAN! Get your bu*** out here!" (Hollyleaf and Feathertails' heads appear in the clouds.) Hollyleaf: "I was catching up on my beauty sleep! Geez!" Jayfeather: "Hollyleaf! You've turned into a-" Both: "DIVA?" Hollyleaf: "Yeah, like, what-ever." Jayfeather: "OMG!" Hollyleaf: "I've like, just been, y'know, chillin' with Feathertail here." (points to Feathertail) (Jayfeather and Dovepaw look at Feathertail accusingly) Feathertail: "What? Why do you think Crowfeather fell for me? I had to have some make-up on- I mean, 24 jars of perfume isn't that O.T., right? Right?" Dovepaw: "Enough of girly stuff. Anyway, Jayfeather here has just told me that there's someone CONTROLLING us. Is this true?" Hollyleaf (sighing): "We were going to have to tell you. Say hi, Feathertail Millie!" (looks up at cloud above them) (Giant hand waves) Feathertail Millie: "Hey guys! It's real nice to meet my characters." Dovepaw: "Who cares. The point is, you're controlling us." Feathertail Millie: "Sure am. I have to go- and by the way; Jayfeather- Dovepaw has your cookies." Jayfeather: "WHAT?!!!!"
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