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| - This is editable. Please edit! (See Warriors UNITE! post!!!) 1010101010101010101010101010101 I have no idea wtf is this still doing here, so I'm just gonna edit it to make it look longer :D Daisy: Once upon a time... Ivyviolet: Yay! So sunny! I can play at a beach! (Dances in classical music with zoo scenery, also wearing a bunny ear headband and a green tutu) MWAHAHAHA! (Jayyarrow joins her, wearing a Tigerstar costume and doing gangnam style) Thrushclaw and Rocksplash: What in Starclan is happening? (Rocksplash: 0_o III) Are we dreaming? (Blinks for 100 times) Jayyarrow: What? (Sneers) Is it illegal to dance with your former mate? Thrushclaw: What did you say??? (Snarls and bares teeth) You dare to do that again, I'll rip your fur out!!! (Jayyarrow and Thrushclaw face each other, britling and ready to fight) Ivyviolet: Please, STOP THIS AT ONCE!!! I HATE THIS CONVERSATION, okay?! (Two toms back away, still glaring at each other) Cinderheart: 0_0 Anyways, it sounds fun. Lionblaze, what'cha think? Lionblaze: Dunno. Sounds fun, like you said. Let me get my sunglasses first. (puts on sunglasses and pretends to be Michael Jackson) Thrushclaw: (sings Smooth Criminal and does moonwalk) Redtail: (playing mario kart) OH MY STARCLAN! Yes!!!!! I WON!!! (To Whitestorm) Let's go to the beach! Caramelpelt: *Bleh* Mario. I don't get why a stupid fat plumer is much more better than Sonic. Redtail: (Bares teeth and head-bumps Caramelpelt) Oh yeah? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!!! Caramelpelt: (Bares teeth) Being tough huh? HOW 'BOUT A ONE-VERSES-ONE DEBATE THEN!!!! Whitestorm: (Snaps the both of them) We've got one unnessesary conversation already and I don't want another one. Lets just go to the beach will you guys. Everyone (Except Redtail, Caramelpelt and Thrushpelt): YYYYEEEEEAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs off) Redtail and Caramelpelt: *Sigh* Fine.... Thrushpelt: (Struggling to stand up) How come nobody notices me T__T??? Fireheart: (yowls) Not.So. Fast. Yet. Cindercloud: Why? Fireheart: You need to bring sunscreen! Everyone: WHAT?? Amberflight: Ew... (vomits) Ivyviolet: IT'S TWOLEG STUFF AND IT'S STICKY AND GROSS! iT HAS A LOT OF CHEMICALS IN IT! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Everyone: 0_0 III Redtail: Anyways... Lets pack our stuff and go. Quickly, NOWWWWW! Everyone: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Goes away) Daisy: Now, lets go to (shivers and yowl) the DARK FOREST!!! At the dark forest beach... Tigerstar: How low can you go? how low can you go? (Crowd chants) Hawkfrost: I want to try! Ivypool: Let's do it together! Hawkfrost; YEAH!!! (Ivypool and Hawkfrost goes under limbo pole and does a perfect ballet twirl) Mapleshade: (sneer) That's all you can do, lovebirds? (Mapleshade and Darkstipe does a perfect ballet routine) Tigerstar: WOW! BALLET!!!!!! (Wears pink tutu and does crazy ballet routine) ALL Dark forest cats: (cheer and chant)WOOHOO! GO TIGERSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Caramelpelt: (Being emo) Gay Daisy; O_______O III Let's go back to the NORMAL beach... Lionblaze: My pelt is filthy after I put on this muck! CINDERHEART!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cinderheart: What?! Lionblaze: MY PELT IS BLEACHING! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Cinderheart: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww~ (vomits) Ivyviolet: Me,Caramelpelt and Amberflight will be in team Rockers and Thrushclaw, Rocksplash and Jayyarrow will be in team Cool guys. (Gets all crazy) Lets start the volleyball game!!! (Rocksplash is owned in first spike) Team Rockers: YAY! (Ivyviolet spikes another ball, but hits herself on the head) Team Cool guys: YAYYYY!!! (Thrushclaw does extremley cool spike but Caramelpelt spikes it back with such feriocity that it hits Jayyarrow and Rocksplash right into the water) Thrushclaw: 0______________________________________________0 IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Rocksplash and Jayyarrow: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Team Rockers: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! (After 24 rounds) Daisy: TEAM ROCKERS WIN BY 24:10- All She-cats: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Daisy: (Rolls eyes) OR WILL TEAM COOL GUYS CATCH UP?! Thrushclaw: (Hisses angrily) I can't belive we've been defeated by a bunch of she-cats Rocksplash: Yeah if it wasn't Jayyarrow's lousy volleyball skills. He didn't hit the ball hard enough and made Team Rockers so easy to return the ball to us and gain points. Jayyarrow: Why me? You didn't even react when that volleyball passes roght over your head. You should be the one to blame. Thrushclaw: I think he's right Rocksplash. You didn't even served high enough to pass the net like everytime when its your turn. Rocksplash: Oh YEAH???? How about YOU?? You always spike the ball out of bounds!!! Thrushclaw: HEY!!! You remember that you..... (Team Cool guys continues arguing) Daisy: Uhh.... girls, the boys are arguing again... Amberstar: Urgh.. Third time this week.... Caramelpelt: Leave them. Ivyviolet: Awww. (Sees a fat vole passes by and kills it with one slash) Here. Jayyarrow you could have this instead. Jayyarrow: That is very nice of you. Thanks Ivyviolet. (winks at her) Ivyviolet: EEEKKKKKK!!!!!! (Faints) Daisy: Uhhh.... Ivyviolet???? Hello???? Amberstar: Fifth time this week for her... lets g.. (Notices Caramelpelt has walked away already) Hey wait up!!! (Chases after her) (After 1 hour) Ivyviolet: Urgh... (Looks around, shocked to find Thrushclaw and Jayyarrow beside her) WHERE AM I? Jayyarrow: (Licks Ivyviolet's head) You'll be fine. We're here to help you. Thrushclaw: (Beckons to Rocksplash) Find a vole or something. Now! (Rocksplash goes away) Thrushclaw: (Chews herbs) Here. Lick the poppy seeds up. It'll cure your headache. Jayyarrow: (snorts) I suppose I'm off to find some bedding, right? (Stalks away angrily) Ivyviolet: (softens voice) Thank you. Thrushclaw: (licks her cheek and presses his pelt to hers) I will always give the last drop of blood to save you or your kits. (whispers) Take care... (Caramelpelt and Amberstar see Jayyarrow in the middle of a diasaster-state) Amberstar: Hi. Jayyarrow: (mutter) Hi. WHY on earth should I pick her bedding... Caramelpelt: Huh? (Exchanges glance with Amberstar) Amberstr: (shrugs) I don't know either. Daisy: Bor-rinnnnnng. Lets get back to the beach. (At the beach) Thrushclaw: (To she-cats) Dude, stop hanging around and prepare! (Dramitically) ACTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNN! (Scene 3, NG 2,456) Nightshade: Cindercloud: Ambeflight: Nightshade: Don't be a drag -just be a queen Don't be a drag - just be a queen Caramelpelt: Ivyviolet: All: Nightshade: Don't be a drag - just be a queen! Don't be a drag - just be a queen! Don't be a drag - just be a queen! DON"T BE! Ivyviolet: I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I was born this way hey! I'm on the right track baby I was born this way hey! Caramelpelt, Cindercloud, Nightshade, Amberflight: Same DNA, but born this way. Same DNA, but born this way. Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (All five: Bow) Tigerstsr: *jumps in faerie suit* Mwahahahahahahaha!!! All five: *stare* ??? Tigerstar: *flirts* Hey sexy~ Wanna come to a date with me? Thrushclaw: NO WAY!!! SHE- Shadow the hedgehog: *chaos control in* HEY! THAT"S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU'RE TALKING TO!!!! Ives, run from that guy. *turns to Thrushclaw* Shut up. You cannot control her life! *chaos control aways* Ivyviolet: What the heck is going on here??? Thrushclaw: *growls* We're. Over. Ivyviolet: *tailslaps* One, you're not my boyfriend. And second, he's right. YOU CAN'T CONTROL MY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *windows break* All: 0_o Ivyviolet:: *smirk* A dark angel has no limitations. Thrushclaw: *goes into restroom and cries* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! All: SHUT UP THRUSHCLAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ivyviolet: SHADOW-KUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNZ! Shadow: ... Ivy: ... Shadow: ... Ivy: ... Redtail: ... Tigerstar: Lets Party! ... Opps... Caramelpelt: ... Jayyarrow: ... Hailflight: ... Cindercloud: ... Thrushclaw: *comes out* WTFG??? Everyone: ... Shut up bee-brain. Thrushclaw: *goes to buy 1D shirt* Everyone: *nods understandingly* Thrushclaw: ... Everyone: *Nods understandingly* Thrushclaw: *...* Everyone: *Nods understandingly* Thrushclaw: STOP NODDING UNDERSTANDINGLY!!! Everyone: *nods understandingly* Thrushclaw: *dies* Ivyviolet: YAY!!! Everyone: ... (Back to author's home) Author: YAY I GOT SONIC COLORS!!! YAYAYAYAYAY!!! (Back to fic) Random guy in background: Author! You're not supposed to break the forth wall! Hailflight: Where's my Leafy? Leafspirit (aka Author): Hailflight! Not now! Hailflight: When do I get to confess?! Random guy in Background: YOU ARE IN SCENE 105462231645312! STOP COMPLAINING!!! Hailflight: I MEANT IN REAL LIFE, DOUCHE! Northflame: NO WARRIOR SWEARS HAILFLIGHT!!! Leafspirit: *sigh and mutters* Shadow the hedgehog can go and mate with Sonic if his doesn't stop! (Northflame and Hailflight starts to fight) Northflame: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! Random Guy in background: *screams* MY EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!!! Leafspirit: THAT ISN'T HELPING, ROBIN! Robin: Oh yeah? You made me an over-sensitive werewolf! Leafspirit: So? Robin: And you got a finace that is fantasizing about you in real life! Leafspirit: WHAT?! Robin: AND YOU MADE ADAM GET YOUR CRUSH'S NAME FOR A FREAKING SURNAME!! AND- Karameru: That is spoiling, Robin. *mutters* IDIOT. Robin: You are an idiot, idiot! Shadow: *comes in with scared look* Ivy... Sonic just wanted to be boyfriends with me! Sonic: *screams* I WAS IN LOVE WITH SHADOW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Leafspirit: WHAT?!?! *faints* Robin: Serves you right. Karameru: XD (The next morning...) Robin: Albyss calls court! Leafspirit: And? Scarslash: Are you even Thunderclan? This is a WFW- WARRIOR CATS SPOOF. Leafspirit: *groan* I'm in Darkclan/ Leafclan. Anyways, it IS a warriors spoof, so Robin shouldn't be here! Robin; DON'T BREAK THE FORTH WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL- *PUNCHED INTO SPACE* Leafspirit: Done. Hailflight? Hailflight: Yes, M'lady? Leafspirit: Do you miss Tangle? Hailflight: WHO THE *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* IS THAT?! Leafspirit: I want Misty, Stormy and Seabreeze! And Wetty, Red, Brighty, Arti, and ...*continues listing out names from the wikia* Hailflight: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MINE'S TO KEEP- Thrushclaw: She's mine's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *claws him* Lightningfrost: No, mine's! Whitetalon, Stormfrost: NO, DOOFUS! SHE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! Leafspirit: I swear I will go to StarClan if Hailflight doesn't freaking listen to me! (all argues) Tangle: Wha...? TBC
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