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| - NC: (talking slowly and seductively) Hello. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. (beat) Happy Valentine's Day. And on this, the sexiest time of the year, I'm spending my time at Alma-Con, where there's a lot of sexy guests around here. And I managed to get one of them in my room right now. (turns around to someone) Isn't that right, sexy guest? LittleKuriboh: That's right, Pooky. NC: D'AAAAH! LittleKuriboh?! You're not Monica Rial! LK: Well, no, they couldn't get her, so they sent a replacement. NC: (stammering) I don't think this is gonna work the same way.
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| - NC: (talking slowly and seductively) Hello. I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. (beat) Happy Valentine's Day. And on this, the sexiest time of the year, I'm spending my time at Alma-Con, where there's a lot of sexy guests around here. And I managed to get one of them in my room right now. (turns around to someone) Isn't that right, sexy guest? LittleKuriboh: That's right, Pooky. NC: D'AAAAH! LittleKuriboh?! You're not Monica Rial! LK: Well, no, they couldn't get her, so they sent a replacement. NC: (stammering) I don't think this is gonna work the same way. LK: If it gets weird, we'll just stop. NC: Okay. (hugs LittleKuriboh with disgust and continues his opening speech) So, seeing how it is the sexiest time of the year... (as he speaks, LittleKuriboh snuggles up to NC) we, of course, partake in many– Okay, it got weird. (throws LK out of the room) OUT! OUT! GET OUTTA HERE! LK: But I really think we have something. NC: Go back to Team Four Star! NC: Well, let's still get on with this list. If there's anything that I've noticed over the years, it's that the greatest couples are usually the strangest couples. NC (vo): The whole idea of the romantic couple that meets love at first sight, carried off on the horse and live happily ever after... yeah, that's pretty much bullshit now. (red "X" covers the screenshot) NC (vo): Today's love stories are weird, quirky, odd, out of the norm, because people are waking up and realizing that's how reality is. And you know what? There's nothing wrong with that. People are weird, and love is weird. It makes us do crazy things, and rather than be ashamed of it, it makes more sense to celebrate it. So what I plan to do today is count down the Top 11 strangest but also most loveable couples that media has ever given us. They're the couples that didn't follow the fairy tale road and instead wrote their own story, breaking the mold and making theirs the most memorable and unique. NC: So, get ready! This is the Top 11 Strangest and, kind of by obvious connection, Greatest Couples.
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