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| - Waitress 1: Did you enjoy your meal, sir. Benson: You bet. Kung pao chicken and white rice, my favourite meal 3 years running. Benson (continued): Ah, thank you. Ho ho, fortune cookie. Wouldn't wanna forget that. It's the highlight of my night. Benson (continued): "Adventure comes to those who seek it." Benson (continued): Hmm. Rigby: Hmm-hmm! Time to ace a foreign language class. Rigby (continued): Buenos day-os! Rigby (continued): Bonjuice! Rigby (continued): Greten-tag! Principal Dean: Well Rigby, you did it. You failed all your foreign language classes! Makes me so sad seeing you walking through the halls. (slumps into chair) A grown man floating around like a ghost. Rigby: Why do I even need a foreign language anyway? It's not like I'll ever use it in real life. I can get by on my street smarts. Just walking around, talking to people, talking on the street, like "Hey, how you doin'?" Principal Dean: Just pass a foreign language somehow and graduate already! Principal Dean (continued): I can't take this anymore! Rigby: ...and then we just sat there crying for 10 minutes. Mordecai: What are you gonna do, dude? Benson: Hello everyone! Benson (continued): I have a very shocking announcement: I'm gonna go to China and teach English for a month! Benson (continued): I know! They even cover my plane ticket. Mordecai: Benson, do you even know any Chinese? Benson: Uh, no. But I'm teaching English, so... Benson (continued): Well, everybody, have a good month, and, uh. you know what I always say: Benson (continued): Adventure comes to those who seek it. Benson (continued): (to the driver) Close the window. Mordecai: So what are you gonna do about for foreign language, Rigby? Mordecai (continued): Rigby?! Mordecai (continued): (offscreen) RIGBY?! Benson: Does anyone know where the school is? Uh, xue xiao! Xue xiao?
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