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Planetside is a computer video game by $ony Online Entertainment (and thusly, The Devil) in which the goal is to stand around asking for a squad for three hours before another player shoots you in the face with a weapon bigger than yours. Upon switching between the three empires, the player finds that special programming exists so that your enemy's weapon always does massive damage. Your own weapon simply displays a message telling your opponent someone is shooting them and centers their crosshairs on your torso. The amount of damage a player can inflict upon enemies is determined by the amount of times, and placement of the letter X in the player's username. For example, a player with four instances of the letter X will be able to do substantially more damage that a player with only one X

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  • Planetside is a computer video game by $ony Online Entertainment (and thusly, The Devil) in which the goal is to stand around asking for a squad for three hours before another player shoots you in the face with a weapon bigger than yours. Upon switching between the three empires, the player finds that special programming exists so that your enemy's weapon always does massive damage. Your own weapon simply displays a message telling your opponent someone is shooting them and centers their crosshairs on your torso. The amount of damage a player can inflict upon enemies is determined by the amount of times, and placement of the letter X in the player's username. For example, a player with four instances of the letter X will be able to do substantially more damage that a player with only one X
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  • Planetside is a computer video game by $ony Online Entertainment (and thusly, The Devil) in which the goal is to stand around asking for a squad for three hours before another player shoots you in the face with a weapon bigger than yours. Upon switching between the three empires, the player finds that special programming exists so that your enemy's weapon always does massive damage. Your own weapon simply displays a message telling your opponent someone is shooting them and centers their crosshairs on your torso. The amount of damage a player can inflict upon enemies is determined by the amount of times, and placement of the letter X in the player's username. For example, a player with four instances of the letter X will be able to do substantially more damage that a player with only one X. After eight years of playing, you can choose to unlock a giant pie tin on legs with secret alien technology that causes all missiles on the continent to fly towards it. The game has existed since 1865, with only three patches from the developers to actually add more bugs into the game. This is partly due to the developer's addiction to World of Warcraft, and their desire for all Planetside players to get fed up, unsubscribe, and join their crappy Alliance clan. Part of the game's appeal is that an article for a mathematical journal on how to create mathematical impossiblities was accidentally pasted into the game's code. The Devil ($ony Online Entertainment) liked what he saw, and integrated the article into the code. Because of this, there are actually more deaths in the game than kills; even accounting for the growing popularity of ritual suicide by plasma that is taking off in the younger generation of retar...I mean, subscribers. Planetside was finally killed in 2008 when the Microsoft Forces bombed $ony Headquarters. Planetside, by then a crazy vagrant with no subscribers, no developers, and no money, was caught in the blast a block away and died friendless and alone.
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