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| - Anthony and Ian are at the Subiefest 2009. The two explain to the audience is that Ian is going to ride in a drift car with the driver, Stephen Verdier. Ian thinks it's going to be fun but Anthony notes that Ian is scared. Because Ian thinks that this is going to be a cakewalk, Anthony has applied a challenge. Ian must: 1.
* Keep his arms folded at all times. 2.
* Not scream. 3.
* Not shout, "S***!" 4.
* Not shout, "F***!" 5.
* Not shout, "OH MY GOD!!" 6.
* Not shout, "I wanna go home!" 7.
* Not babble nonsensically. 8.
* Not make a stupid face. 9.
* Not pee in his pants. If Ian doesn't break any of the rules, five dollars will be given to him for every rule that wasn't broken. However as soon as the ride begins, Ian begins screaming, shouting "oh my god!" and flailing his arms wilding, costing him $15 instantly. Next when the car is drifting, Ian begins to shout "oh s***!" making him lose another $5. The car then swerves sideways and drifting more causing Ian begins babbling like crazy, and shouted "F***!" a few times costing him $10. When the driver is speeding down the track, Ian warns him of the guy ahead (but not get penalized) though he makes a silly face costing another $5. Pretty soon, the driver makes anotherr drift and Ian then shouts, "I wanna go home!" costing him another $5. After several drifts, the ride was now over. Ian walks off the track to find Anthony. Anthony shows and tells him that Ian didn't pee in his pants, so he gets $5. Unfortunately, when the two leave, we see that Ian crapped himself.
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