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| - Anthony: So, what do you think about my Awesome Shirt? Ian: It looks like scheiße. Anthony: What? Ian: Nothing, I'm just been trying to learn German. Anthony: Are you seriously trying to prepare for Nazi Zombies again? Ian: No. Anthony: Whatever man, could you just pull over to the next bathroom? My bladder is seriously about to explode. Ian: Just use a bottle. Anthony: (looking at the bottles) They're all full. Ian: Fine. (As soon as Anthony leaves, Ian puts on an German audio learning tool on his iPod. Anthony walks over to the porta-potty when he reads the sign that says that the door can't be opened from the inside if it closes, then he finds the nearest rock and uses it as a door stop and starts peeing) Audio learn tool: Common German phrases, part 3. Let's begin. I like wearing lederhosen (German voice of "I like wearing lederhosen") Ian: (Repeats the German voice of "I like wearing lederhosen") Audio learning tool: Very good. (As Anthony sighs, the door closes. Anthony tries to get out but appears to be stuck by his penis) Anthony: No, no no no no no no no. Help! Ian, I'm stuck. Ahhhhh. (pulling the door at the same time) Audio learning tool: How about this phrase you stupid American: "I just pooped my lederhosen" (German voice of "I just pooped my lederhosen") Ian : (Repeats the German voice of "I just pooped my lederhosen") Audio learning tool: Very good. (Grunting, Anthony tries to open the door but impossible) Anthony: Hope someone will check on me sometime. (Anthony lies down when grunting then falls asleep) (127 hours later) Anhony: Oh, god, I'm so hungry (then he gets up and sees a cheeseburger) Heaven voice: Cheeseburger (Anthony tries to get the cheeseburger but can't, then he finds a pocket knife in his pocket, but decides against using it, after that, he gets his iPhone) Anthony: I guess it's time I say my goodbyes. Hey mom, I guess this is it. Oh, god, I hate it when people record vertically. (rotates his iPhone) Hi mom, I guess this is it. Hi dad, I'm sorry I never mowed the lawn. Hey, Ian, thanks for getting me killed. Yeah, you're a really great friend. Oh, and to the lady at the Burger King, I know I asked for a water cup but I filled it with Sprite. (Anthony's iPhone ringtone) Anthony: Dude, Ian, make it quick, I'm in the middle of recording my goodbyes. Ian: Hurry the hell up man, you took so long that now I have to take a scheiße. Anthony: What? Dude I can't hear you? What? Ian: Hello? Anthony? Anthony? Can-can you hear me? (Anthony's iPhone runs out of battery) Anthony: Great. Oh, I guess I should have told I was trapped in here, huh. Now what? (As Anthony sees his pocket knife, he grabs it and open the blade, then he stands up while grunting) Anthony: It can't. If James Franco can do it, anyone can. (Screaming, Anthony cuts out his shirt) Anthony: God, why? (he cuts out his shirt) Now it's ruined. (He punches the roof, and then cuts a hole on the roof and takes the cheeseburger with him and eats it) (Opening the car door) Ian: Oh, I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Anthony: Why? Ian: Well, you know how I said I had to use the bathroom earlier? Anthony: Yeah? Ian: Well, I don't have to anymore. (Anthony looks inside the car to see that Ian pooped inside the car then closes the door in disgust) Anthony: Oh, god, dude! (closes the door and then screams when he realizes his penis is stuck to the door) (When Anthony is screaming) Ian: Oh, scheiße.
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