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Lance is a guy that once he graduated from college, he became an actor/singer/rapper. But he was so bad at acting that most of his muns came from singing and acting, but then someone suddenly took all his muns and he and his parents lived in Justin's house. Justin was also pretty poor, so Lance decided to come up with street fites and they both went through alotta training montages (even considering everyday work as training lol) Justin came up first and got terribly stomped, nearly dying as his head was stuck in the ground after the fight. Untillllllllllllllllll

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  • Lance is a guy that once he graduated from college, he became an actor/singer/rapper. But he was so bad at acting that most of his muns came from singing and acting, but then someone suddenly took all his muns and he and his parents lived in Justin's house. Justin was also pretty poor, so Lance decided to come up with street fites and they both went through alotta training montages (even considering everyday work as training lol) Justin came up first and got terribly stomped, nearly dying as his head was stuck in the ground after the fight. Untillllllllllllllllll
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  • Lance is a guy that once he graduated from college, he became an actor/singer/rapper. But he was so bad at acting that most of his muns came from singing and acting, but then someone suddenly took all his muns and he and his parents lived in Justin's house. Justin was also pretty poor, so Lance decided to come up with street fites and they both went through alotta training montages (even considering everyday work as training lol) Once they got stronk and participated, they stomped literally everyone. Lance was wondering if to quit or not since they already got enough to live until some people came along: Jack Apple and Bananna George. They literally killed everyone they fought until Lance and Justin trained hard. Justin came up first and got terribly stomped, nearly dying as his head was stuck in the ground after the fight. Lance was angered enough before his fight, doing a couple of barrage attacks on Jack Apple, each one getting faster and faster, but Jack pretty much outsped him due to feeding off his saltiness, and smashed Lance with many blows. They fought for a long time, Jack seeming to be leading but once the audience started cheering for Lance instead of Jack, Lance leaned on Jack and did maaaaany blows to his vital parts. Jack attempted to escape but he kept stepping in then eventually finished it off with a flurry of hooks. Buuuut suddenly Bananna George challenged Lance to a fight a few months later and then they fought. It pretty much ending up the same as Jack's fight but Lance took less blows then before and he actually weaved before the hooks and George was sent 333264832643287435683574573478735578348574573278485732 meters in the air in the final punch. Lance was getting brain damage from fighting higher tiers, but he realized that someone tried to stab his friend so he decided to fight that guy for muns. Appearently he'd get 500,000 dollahs for defeating that guy so he went for it. Lance ended up tanking soooo many punches and blocking some that he only landed about ten or twenty, and even when he dodged, he found himself in the same place again taking the punch. Before the guy landed a finisher, Lance ducked and ORAOROAROAOROAROARORAORAOAROARORA'd their solar plexus, slowing the guy down abit. Then they fought an epuc battle in stopped time, nullifying powers, adapting, reality warping, throwing, etc. until Lance grabbed the guy's face and kneed him, K.Oing him. Lance donated 200,000 to Justin, and since they pretty much have about one million dollahs now, they decided to rest. Untillllllllllllllllll they had aynmaymnaynmaynmnmaanymnayanmynanyamynaynma adventures!
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