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| - In ancient times, humans inhaled the fumes of this fungi, creating politicians who have started evil wars. These politicians would title themselves "....the Great" or "....the Terrible" or "....the Feared", and so on and so forth, and then go on to create wars. Most Epitheton on Earth live in trees, where they produce light beams, which are projected into the air. We see them as stars and constellations with fancy titles and names. Crossbreeding between their fungal spores and humans gave Superman (Homo superior), Batman (Homo pseudo-bat) and someone who wants to stay anonymous.
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| - In ancient times, humans inhaled the fumes of this fungi, creating politicians who have started evil wars. These politicians would title themselves "....the Great" or "....the Terrible" or "....the Feared", and so on and so forth, and then go on to create wars. Most Epitheton on Earth live in trees, where they produce light beams, which are projected into the air. We see them as stars and constellations with fancy titles and names. Crossbreeding between their fungal spores and humans gave Superman (Homo superior), Batman (Homo pseudo-bat) and someone who wants to stay anonymous. These fungi are very rude and spit in your face when you talk to them, and call you impolite names. Epitheton epitheta was first described by Cortois and Poppe in 2008, two famous omnilogists (biologists of everything and nothing) who have also discovered the existence of facial hairs in dogs (Canis lupus familiaris). This specimen is hidden in a place where nobody (Homo non-existandis) can reach it, somewhere between the Equator and the North Pole. One individual Epitheton epitheta is a true globetrotter, and has 8 hidden feet which it uses to travel, accumulating titles wherever it goes. This extraterrestrial-educated fungus also owns a publishing company and writes traveling books. It is also rumored to be a distant cousin of a royal family, as well as an infamous criminal mastermind. This royal family has, of course, disowned the fungi a very long time ago, and denies any connection of any kind. All Epithetons tend to listen to a mix between Bach, Mozart and Metalcore decorated with sounds of everyday (the sounds every one is ashamed of), which probably explains their rudeness and impolite behaviour. They are intelligent organisms who live on moulded faces.
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