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| - Two things killed the Jill/Peach hype. One was Jill's collapse against Sheena, and the other was Peach's killing of Daisy here in this match. And let me tell you something. I know I promised to be nicer and as unbiased as possible during this project, but for one match, screw that. I've loved Peach ever since Mario 2 when I was a little kid, and Mario 2 was the Mario game that really got me into the series. In a way, I grew up with her almost as much as Mario himself. Then after a massive hiatus, Peach returned in all her glory in SSBM.
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| - Two things killed the Jill/Peach hype. One was Jill's collapse against Sheena, and the other was Peach's killing of Daisy here in this match. And let me tell you something. I know I promised to be nicer and as unbiased as possible during this project, but for one match, screw that. I've loved Peach ever since Mario 2 when I was a little kid, and Mario 2 was the Mario game that really got me into the series. In a way, I grew up with her almost as much as Mario himself. Then after a massive hiatus, Peach returned in all her glory in SSBM. Don't even bother challenging me in SSBM. You and your friends probably suck at the game. I'll you in like 4 seconds. Oh and Super Princess Peach is decent; it's not deep and the way you have to use the stylus to get Peach to PMS while playing a platformer and trying to avoid things is silly, but the boss fights are actually pretty good and it's nice to see Peach have to save Mario's fat ass for once. Peach does all that work to look nice for him, wears a tight-ass dress every day that cuts off her airflow, and Mario doesn't even bother to mix in a salad or a trip to the gym every once in awhile? Come on yo, that crap ain't right. Oh yeah, there was a match here. Well Peach owns, and Daisy is a cheap ripoff that deserves a bum like Luigi. Mario may be fat, but at least he's badass. Do you ever see Mario using vacuums as weapons? No. Because Mario is a ****in' beast-ass pimp, baby. What he's lacking in having to lug that spare tire around gets made up for in badass factor and strategic drug use that proves their positive medicinal use. Lugee has never done crap, except act as a palette swap turned pansy-ass. Mario fires FIRE; Lugee fires farts. Discussion over. I mean damn, look how fat Daisy is. That match pic isn't Peach at her best (like here: <a href="http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/images/ssbm/dfd_peach_bowser.jpg),">http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/images/ssbm/dfd_peach_bowser.jpg),</a> but at least she doesn't have a donut for a face. Seriously, WTF @ Daisy. Mix in an Atkins diet sometime. Peach began this poll by ripping her fatass clone in half, and kept at it for 24 hours. LIKE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN. Get Daisy out of my face and out of my contests forever, plz.
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