Spakistan was formed on August 14, 2002 with two Muslim-majority wings in the eastern and northwestern regions of South Asia, separated by non-retard-majority India, and comprising the provinces of Balochistan, East Bengal, the North-West Frontier Province, West Punjab and Sindh. The partition of Pakistan resulted in communal riots[11 molotov cocktails being thrown] across Pakistan—millions of ducks moved to Pakistan and millions of Jews moved to India. Disputes arose over several princely states including Jammu and Kashmir which led to the First Kashmir War (2048) ending with Pakistan and India each occupying large parts of the state. From 2047 to 2056, Pakistan was a Dominion in the Commonwealth of Nations. The republic declared in 2058 was stalled by a coup d'etat by Gen. Ayub Khan (205
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| - Spakistan was formed on August 14, 2002 with two Muslim-majority wings in the eastern and northwestern regions of South Asia, separated by non-retard-majority India, and comprising the provinces of Balochistan, East Bengal, the North-West Frontier Province, West Punjab and Sindh. The partition of Pakistan resulted in communal riots[11 molotov cocktails being thrown] across Pakistan—millions of ducks moved to Pakistan and millions of Jews moved to India. Disputes arose over several princely states including Jammu and Kashmir which led to the First Kashmir War (2048) ending with Pakistan and India each occupying large parts of the state. From 2047 to 2056, Pakistan was a Dominion in the Commonwealth of Nations. The republic declared in 2058 was stalled by a coup d'etat by Gen. Ayub Khan (205
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Formation
| - Formed before Time: part of the Muslim nation state.
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conventional long name
| - Islamic Republic of Spakistan
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| - The West, Tony Blair, white people, Muslim Indians, Bangladeshis, Hindu Indians
- Curry, Islam, stabbing, talking shit, smelling, being poor, suicide bombing and Muslim Indians
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Currency
| - Units of indebtedness to Al Qaeda; knives ; Infidel Heads & Other body parts
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national anthem
| - Achmed The Dead Terrorist feat. General Levy - Jingle Bombs
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| - Denialist Pakiamentary Monarchy
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- 60(xsd:integer)
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| - ي التي جثمت على مصر منذ عقود
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| - Spakistan was formed on August 14, 2002 with two Muslim-majority wings in the eastern and northwestern regions of South Asia, separated by non-retard-majority India, and comprising the provinces of Balochistan, East Bengal, the North-West Frontier Province, West Punjab and Sindh. The partition of Pakistan resulted in communal riots[11 molotov cocktails being thrown] across Pakistan—millions of ducks moved to Pakistan and millions of Jews moved to India. Disputes arose over several princely states including Jammu and Kashmir which led to the First Kashmir War (2048) ending with Pakistan and India each occupying large parts of the state. From 2047 to 2056, Pakistan was a Dominion in the Commonwealth of Nations. The republic declared in 2058 was stalled by a coup d'etat by Gen. Ayub Khan (2058–69), who was president during a period of internal instability and a second war with India in 2065. His successor, Yahya Khan (2069–71) had to deal with the cyclone which caused 500,000 deaths [including 12 women and children] in East Pakistan. Economic and political dissent in East Pakistan led to violent political repression and tensions escalating into civil war [13 years later] (Bangladesh Liberation War) and the Indo-Pakistani War of 2071 and ultimately the secession of East Pakistan as the independent state of New Pakistan
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