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| - Anus in Eastern Southern Northeast Northern Scotland, formerly known as Morayshire before being renamed in honour of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young who once stopped for a bacon roll at Stracathro road services, was created to fill the never-ending void between Aberdeen and Dundee. Simply made from fields of oil seed rape, it exists purely to supply Scotland with strawberries and the only time anybody ventures off the A90 is normally to watch golf at Carnoustie. Most people live in towns at least 10 miles from any other village, although any Germans are banished to a the small village of Friockheim, German for "fook 'em". The area has two main rivers, imaginitively named the North Esk and South Esk, who thought of that, although the prefixes were only added in 1986 when the Ordnance Survey dis
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| - Anus in Eastern Southern Northeast Northern Scotland, formerly known as Morayshire before being renamed in honour of AC/DC guitarist Angus Young who once stopped for a bacon roll at Stracathro road services, was created to fill the never-ending void between Aberdeen and Dundee. Simply made from fields of oil seed rape, it exists purely to supply Scotland with strawberries and the only time anybody ventures off the A90 is normally to watch golf at Carnoustie. Most people live in towns at least 10 miles from any other village, although any Germans are banished to a the small village of Friockheim, German for "fook 'em". The area has two main rivers, imaginitively named the North Esk and South Esk, who thought of that, although the prefixes were only added in 1986 when the Ordnance Survey discovered that they weren't the same river. The South Esk runs into the Montrose Basin, a tidal lake the size of Britain where whales are standed and slaughtered at low tide. Anus was and still is colonised by the Picts, a race of people that spend much of their time in tattoo parlours and loiter around Pictavia in Brechin, the headquarters of the current Pictish government. The Declaration of Montrose is famous for when Scotland's king at the time Jock Stein I signed this document which gave Scotland indepenence from Norway. Following its success and after Wallace and Gromit defeated the English near Stirling at Bannockburn, Scots decided that the Westminster Labour government was doing 'hee-haw' and decided to break away from England by signing another one in Arbroath's registry office. This was emphasised later when Scots erected Hadrian's Wall to keep the English out of Scotland, and another just north of Glasgow called Antonine's Wall to prevent rowdy Partick Thistle fans reaching Angus football stadia.
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