War T. Hog is possibly one of the most awesome men in all the Halo series. After an eating binge, he grew to the size of jeep capable of carrying three people on his back. The UNSC was later inspired to design a vehicle after War T. Hog. It was named the warthog, and was very successful. People who wish to ride the warthog must take a drivers ed class, but strangley, they do not have to pass it. That explains why all the marines end up crashing the warthog or driving it off a cliff. All warthogs also have an anti-noob feature. When a noob gets in the drivers seat, the feature activates, disabling the breaks and limiting the functions of the stearing wheel. A light also turns on in the passenger and turret seats, telling those people to jump out of the warthog for there own safety This feat
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| - War T. Hog is possibly one of the most awesome men in all the Halo series. After an eating binge, he grew to the size of jeep capable of carrying three people on his back. The UNSC was later inspired to design a vehicle after War T. Hog. It was named the warthog, and was very successful. People who wish to ride the warthog must take a drivers ed class, but strangley, they do not have to pass it. That explains why all the marines end up crashing the warthog or driving it off a cliff. All warthogs also have an anti-noob feature. When a noob gets in the drivers seat, the feature activates, disabling the breaks and limiting the functions of the stearing wheel. A light also turns on in the passenger and turret seats, telling those people to jump out of the warthog for there own safety This feat
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| - War T. Hog is possibly one of the most awesome men in all the Halo series. After an eating binge, he grew to the size of jeep capable of carrying three people on his back. The UNSC was later inspired to design a vehicle after War T. Hog. It was named the warthog, and was very successful. People who wish to ride the warthog must take a drivers ed class, but strangley, they do not have to pass it. That explains why all the marines end up crashing the warthog or driving it off a cliff. All warthogs also have an anti-noob feature. When a noob gets in the drivers seat, the feature activates, disabling the breaks and limiting the functions of the stearing wheel. A light also turns on in the passenger and turret seats, telling those people to jump out of the warthog for there own safety This feature is designed to try to kill the noob, so that his noobiness will never harm another person again, and at the same time prevent harm to passengers.
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