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| - Around 2009, Nintendo was beta testing a new Mario game that seemed to incorporate elements from all three parts of the Super Mario Bros. trilogy, along with what appears to be a parkour mechanic. However, in doing so, the most overpowered power-up in Mario history was put into the demo. This item, unofficially named the Atma Shroom, proved to have irreversible and obnoxiously overpowered effects when Mario consumed it. Afterwards, Mario was no longer Mario: he was TheJonnyDeath. Due to this, Nintendo cancelled the project, and the world of this unfinished Mario game was separated from the rest of the timeline. Shortly after, Nintendo made the canon, base-form version of Mario stupidly overpowered in Super Mario Galaxy 2, in case of the event that his alternate-universe counterpart would a
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| - Around 2009, Nintendo was beta testing a new Mario game that seemed to incorporate elements from all three parts of the Super Mario Bros. trilogy, along with what appears to be a parkour mechanic. However, in doing so, the most overpowered power-up in Mario history was put into the demo. This item, unofficially named the Atma Shroom, proved to have irreversible and obnoxiously overpowered effects when Mario consumed it. Afterwards, Mario was no longer Mario: he was TheJonnyDeath. Due to this, Nintendo cancelled the project, and the world of this unfinished Mario game was separated from the rest of the timeline. Shortly after, Nintendo made the canon, base-form version of Mario stupidly overpowered in Super Mario Galaxy 2, in case of the event that his alternate-universe counterpart would attempt to get revenge. Over the years, however, this has proven to be extremely unlikely. TheJonnyDeath went on to travel throughout the multiverse of gaming and reality alike, in search of music to cover in his eargasmic metal renditions named GaMetal. He was able to gather quite the following...until disaster struck. Envying Jonny's glorious name, a certain individual who shall not be named rendered TheJonnyDeath unable to continue his work with the universe-ending power of legal crap. As he could not create more GaMetal under his current name, Jonny spent a year searching the multiverse for purpose, in what he referred to as "some really cliche soul searching." However, in his wandering, he found what would bring him back from nonexistence: The Atma Weapon. Taking up this sacred sword, he gave himself a new name that whatever jerk had incapacitated him before could not try to steal: Jonny Atma. He proceeded to cover Final Fantasy VIII's Don't Be Afraid, kill Ultimecia with his newfound weapon, and return to Youtube, good as new. Unfortunately, "good as new" also means "almost no subscribers." If you don't want to end up like Ultimecia, you'd better help change that.
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