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| - Rule: Only the members of Team Pop Rock Fountain (Jayfeather, Brightheart, Thrushpelt, Sorreltail & Willowpelt) can be nominated. Superpower Holder: Shoalfoot LAST NIGHT, AFTER THE SHOW Producer: Now to put these votes in the vault! (goes to collect votes) Producer: Wait a second... There are pawprints on these votes. They've been tampered with! DAISY! THE VOTES HAVE BEEN TAMPERED WITH! Don't let Scarletpaw go! Daisy: She's gone already! Producer: DANGIT! Who would tamper with the votes? MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE HOUSE Shoalfoot: WHY!? WHY IS SHE GONE!? WHY COULDN'T IT BE AQUASPLASH!? Aquasplash: Hey! That's mean! Shoalfoot: Well, I couldn't go could I? Aquasplash: No, I suppose not. Shoalfoot: Ha! Brightheart: It feels so weird without Scarletpaw here. Thrushpelt: Yeah, and that you're still here. Brightheart: That was uncalled for... Willowpelt: SUNSHINE, CHICKEN BONES AND FURBALLS EVERYWHERE THERE'S POTATOES FOR EVERYONE IF YOU SMILE! Cinderpelt: Willowpelt, baby, not now. Shoalfoot's upset. Willowpelt: (nods and charges away) Big Brother: All housemates to the lounge. Shoalfoot: BUT I'M STILL UPSET! D: Big Brother: Lounge. Now. Shoalfoot: I hate you. (in the lounge) Big Brother: (to the tune of Live While We're Young) It's time for nominations. For nominations. It's time to nommy-ommy-ate! Willowpelt: (throws boulder at Big Brother) STOP SINGING ONE DIRECTION! Big Brother: OUCHIES! D: Anywho, Scarletpaw was evicted last night- Shoalfoot: (bursts in to tears) WHY DO YOU KEEP REMINDING ME!? Big Brother: Anyway, she had a superpower to give out, and here she is. (Scarletpaw appears via video link) Scarletpaw: Hello, my buddies! Shoalfoot: I LOVE YOU! Scarletpaw: I LOVE YOU TOO! That's why you get the superpower! Shoalfoot: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Big Brother: Everyone to the nomination room (in the nomination room) Big Brother: Team Pop Rock Fountain, since you guys lost the challenge and are the only ones who can be nominated, you guys are nominating first. Sorreltail, to the chamber (Sorreltail enters) Sorreltail: For 3 points I nominate JAYFEATHER because he's a serious threat to me winning, and we're at that stage now where you need to think about winning. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Sorreltail: For 2 points I nominate BRIGHTHEART for doing practically nothing in the challenge Big Brother: Accepted. Table: JAYFEATHER 3 BRIGHTHEART 2 Sorreltail 0 Thrushpelt 0 Willowpelt 0 Big Brother: Willowpelt, to the chamber (Willowpelt charges in) Big Brother: Willowpelt, nominate- Willowpelt: TURKEYS ARE A POTATO STUFFED INSIDE A MONKEY STUFFED INSIDE A LOBSTER STUFFED INSIDE A TACO STUFFED INSIDE A BURRITO STUFFED INSIDE A TURKEY! Big Brother: That makes no sense. Willowpelt: 123+781= THE SUM OF MONKEY BRAINS AND A FACE OF NOTHINGNESS WHICH CAN SEE DESPITE BEING NOTHING! Big Brother: FOR GOD SAKE! WILL YOU JUST NOMINATE!? Willowpelt: FOR 4 POINTS I NOMINATE THRUSHPELT BECAUSE HE HATES ME! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Willowpelt: I GIVE IT TO BRIGHTHEART FOR BEING ANNOYING BY NEVER TALKING TO ME! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: THRUSHPELT 4 BRIGTHEART 3 JAYFEATHER 3 Sorreltail 0 Willowpelt 0 Big Brother: Thrushpelt, to the chamber (Thrushpelt enters) Big Brother: Nominate now. Thrushpelt: For 3 points I nominate BRIGHTHEART because I hate her very much! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left, Thrushpelt: For 2 points points I nominate WILLOWPELT because I've been waiting all season to get rid of her, and I will not wait a moment longer! Big Brother: Accepted. TABLE: BRIGHTHEART 6 THRUSHPELT 4 JAYFEATHER 3 Willowpelt 2 Sorreltail 0 Big Brother: Brightheart, to the chamber (Brightheart enters) Big Brother: Nominate now. Brightheart: 4 to THRUSHPELT Big Brother: Reason? Brightheart: He sucks. Big Brother: M'kay. One left! Brightheart: One to SORRELTAIL because she threw the first game. Big Brother: How? Brightheart: She didn't even attempt to dodge the balls. Big Brother: Fair enough, accepted. TABLE: THRUSHPELT 8 BRIGHTHEART 6 JAYFEATHER 3 Willowpelt 2 Sorreltail 1 Big Brother: Jayfeather, to the chamber (Jayfeather enters) Big Brother: (gets out Grump-English dictionary) nominate now. Jayfeather: Grumpeh grumpetheh grumpcake muffingrump grumpsauce grump. Grumpy le grumpus de grump, Big Brother: For 3 points you nominate WILLOWPELT because she's a threat to you? Jayfeather: (nods) Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 left. Jayfeather: Grumpeh de grumpus le grumpy a la grump! Grumpeteh grumpeteh! Big Brother: For 2 points you nominate BRIGHTHEART because you think she doesn't like you? Big Brother: Accepted. Table: BRIGHTHEART 8 THRUSHPELT 8 WILLOWPELT 5 Jayfeather 3 Sorreltail 1 Big Brother: Now for the other team to nominate. Aquasplash, to the chamber (Aquasplash enters) Big Brother: Nominate now. Aquasplash: For 4 points I nominate THRUSHPELT because he never talks to me. Big Brother: Accepted.You have 1 point left. Aquasplash: 1 to JAYFEATHER because his grumping scares me. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: THRUSHPELT 12 BRIGHTHEART 8 WILLOWPELT 5 Jayfeather 4 Sorreltail 1 Big Brother: Darkstripe, to the chamber (Darkstripe enters) Big Brother: Nominate now. Darkstripe: For 4 points I nominate SORRELTAIL because I hate her! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Darkstripe: 1 to BRIGHTHEART because I want Sorreltail nominated and if I nominate Willowpelt like I planned, it might mess up the table. Big Brother: Accepted. TABLE: THRUSHPELT 12 BRIGHTHEART 9 SORRELTAIL 5 WILLOWPELT 5 Jayfeather 4 Big Brother: Cinderpelt, to the chamber (Cinderpelt enters) Big Brother: Nominate now. Cinderpelt: 4 to JAYFEATHER Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Cinderpelt: Hm... One to SORRELTAIL, dunno why/ Big Brother: Accepted. TABLE: THRUSHPELT 12 BRIGHTHEART 9 JAYFEATHER 8 Sorreltail 6 Willowpelt 5 Big Brother: Finally, Shoalfoot, to the chamber (Shoalfoot enters) Big Brother: Shoalfoot, this is your superpower: After you nominate, you get to take 3 points away from one cats' tally. Shoalfoot: Oooh! Big Brother: Nominate now. Shoalfoot: For 3 points I nominate SORRELTAIL because she's a threat to me winning/ Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Shoalfoot: 2 to JAYFEATHER for the same reason. Big Brother: Accepted. Now, who are you taking 3 points off? Shoalfoot: THRUSHPELT because he's a nice cat and a good friend.to me. Big Brother: Accepted. Nominations are over. All cats to the lounge FINAL TABLE: JAYFEATHER 10 BRIGHTHEART 9 SORRELTAIL 9 THRUSHPELT 9 Willowpelt 5 (in the lounge) Big Brother: Housemates, as you know, Shoalfoot had the superpower. Her power was she could take three points off someones' tally. Housemates: Oooooooooh! Big Brother: Now I will reveal the cats nominated and the number of points they received. Before I do, let me tell you that this was the closest nominations round we've had in the history of the show, and it resulted in all but one of team Pop Rock Fountain being nominated. On 10 points, JAYFEATHER (everyone gasps) Jayfeather: D: GRUMPEH! Big Brother: On 9 points, BRIGHTHEART Brightheart: I knew it. Big Brother: Also on 9 points, SORRELTAIL Darkstripe: YES! OMSC YES! (begins epic celebratory dance) Sorreltail: Shut up! Big Brother: And also on 9 points, THRUSHPELT Thrushpelt: HOW THE (bleep) DID WILLOWPELT NOT GET NOMINATED!? Willowpelt: BECAUSE I'M A STROGANOFF NINJA! Darkstripe: I bet Shoalfoot used the superpower on her! Thrushpelt: You... You're a monster! Brightheart: How could you do this to us!? Big Brother: If you're quite finished! Jayfeather, Brightheart, Sorreltail, Thrushpelt, at the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all. Cinderpelt: I still can't believe that out of everyone Willowpelt was the one cat who didn't get nominated...
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