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| - This is a transcript for the episode The Ratz Splat, of Baka Chan.
* [The outside is shown, the usual morning activity can be seen. A garbage truck drives by a street. The plants are seen sparkling with the morning dew. Juno is exiting her housein her school uniform, as a butler whose face isn't seen opens a door for her.]
* [A tiny Ku is on her shoulder]
* Ku: [singing] Achuba-chaba-chiba, a kuba-chaba miki-miki maka-maka!
* Juno: Hey! How'd you get so tiny?
* Ku: Easy! I just think tiny thoughts!
* Juno: Hm, I could keep you in my bag, but you'd probably suffocate... say, can you think bigger thoughts? Like the size of an average schoolgirl? Maybe when we get to my school.
* Ku: Okie dokie, Smoky!
* [The limo pulls up, and drops Juno off]
* Juno: [puts d
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| - This is a transcript for the episode The Ratz Splat, of Baka Chan.
* [The outside is shown, the usual morning activity can be seen. A garbage truck drives by a street. The plants are seen sparkling with the morning dew. Juno is exiting her housein her school uniform, as a butler whose face isn't seen opens a door for her.]
* [A tiny Ku is on her shoulder]
* Ku: [singing] Achuba-chaba-chiba, a kuba-chaba miki-miki maka-maka!
* Juno: Hey! How'd you get so tiny?
* Ku: Easy! I just think tiny thoughts!
* Juno: Hm, I could keep you in my bag, but you'd probably suffocate... say, can you think bigger thoughts? Like the size of an average schoolgirl? Maybe when we get to my school.
* Ku: Okie dokie, Smoky!
* [The limo pulls up, and drops Juno off]
* Juno: [puts down her bag and whispers to Ku] Ok... now, step outside and think schoolgirl-sized thoughts.
* Ku: Ok! [she strains and grows herself taller to be about Juno's height]
* [cut to shot of inside the schol]
* Juno: Where'd you get that uniform?
* Ku: In the bathroom.
* [cut to the girls' locker room, where water from a shower can be heard]
* Girl: Ok, now my uniform should be nice and- wah! Where is it?
* [cut back]
* Juno: Ku, you can't just take people's things without asking!
* Ku: Ohh...
* Juno: Just remember next time.
* [A group of snooty-looking girls in garish outfits, big heads, very plump lips with shiny, shiny lipstick and heavy eyeshadow walk by. Their uniforms are obviously altered, meaning they aren't from a different school. One is dark-skinned with blonde hair, another is light skinned with auburn hair, another has a light tan and one has dark hair.]
* Girl 1: Look, here comes that Juno freak.
* Girl 2: She's such a loner. My gosh, it's so creepy.
* Girl 3: Does she, like, have any friends at all? How else can she expect to intimidate people if she isn't followed around everywhere by a posse of her own? She definitely deserves to be persecuted.
* Girl 4: Yeah, perse-mah-cuted... like that key on the kite flown by Benjamin Bratt.
* Girl 1: Oh my gosh! She's got someone with her!
* Girl 2: She's got cute, obviously bleached hair and a totally hot tan!
* Girl 4: She doesn't need to be hanging out with that total freak show.
* Girl 3: Why would she?
* Girl 1: Let's welcome her to our school. [grins]
* [The four mean girls lumber on their skinny legs with big feet over to Juno and Ku]
* [Juno sees them approaching]
* Juno: Oh, no. It's the Ratz.
* Ku: What rats? Does this school have a rodent problem?
* Juno: No, but those girls are definitely a problem. And the less time you spend with them, the better off you'll be.
* Girl 1: Like, hi. I'm Natasha!
* Girl 2 :And I'm, like, Zoe!
* Girl 3: And I'm, like, Yolanda!
* Girl 4: And, I'm, like Gem! We say this because we see we have a new girl here at this school!
* Ku: Ah, ah, ah! Stay back! I don't want your rabies!
* Zoe: [laughs] You are, like, so hilarious!
* Ku: I am?
* Gem: Totally.
* Natasha: I like your tan, did you spray it on, or did you burn your own skin?
* Ku: I copied it off a picture.
* Yolanda: Ooh! Imitating celebrity magazines! Nice choice!
* Natasha: Here's our card [hands her a black card with white rhinestones that says "Ratz"] if you want to hang with the cool girls. We'll catch ya later!
* [When they leave, Juno is about to warn Ku about them]
* Juno: Ku, you don't want to have anything to do with them, ok?
* Ku: Ok...
* [some music comes from the card]
* Ku: But the card plays such shimmery music! [Juno snatches the card]
* Juno: Those girls are really mean and you should not be their friend!
* Ku: They seem pretty nice to me.
* Juno: Only because they're probably up to something. Now let's get to our first class.
* Teacher: Tomorrow, we're going on a trip to the Aeronautic Museum, how exciting! [the class stays quiet] So be sure to give those letters to your parents.
* Zoe: [leans in to whisper to Ku] Wanna hang with us after school? And maybe we'll ditch 4th period to go to the mall.
* Ku: [out loud] We're going to watch people being torn limb from limb?!
* Teacher: Is there something you'd like to share with the class, Miss...?
* Juno: Miss Ku Raka! An exchange student from Hawaii!
* Teacher: They never told me about an exchange student.
* Juno: Must have lost the memo.
* Zoe: Ku?
* Natasha: Hawaii? Ooh La-la!
* Teacher: I guess I can help you get accquainted with the class. Come up here, Miss Ku.
* [Ku walks over to the front of the class]
* Teacher: So, Ku, tell us about where you're from. More TBA
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