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Windows Jesus comes with a slew of new and exciting features, including new games, office applications, and many exciting new ways to crash. * Windows Jesus features random, betrayal caused crashes; it will reboot after three days, without any trace of the previous crash. * The red screen of afterlife is dreaded by most users of windows operating systems from the evangelical series, Microsoft has thoughtfully added 14 new ways to induce this screen. Sadly users will only get to use one of these methods, as they are sent straight to the Devil’ reception office upon viewing it. * Windows Jesus supports most new hardware. Microsoft is always adding new drivers to its database.

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  • Windows Jesus comes with a slew of new and exciting features, including new games, office applications, and many exciting new ways to crash. * Windows Jesus features random, betrayal caused crashes; it will reboot after three days, without any trace of the previous crash. * The red screen of afterlife is dreaded by most users of windows operating systems from the evangelical series, Microsoft has thoughtfully added 14 new ways to induce this screen. Sadly users will only get to use one of these methods, as they are sent straight to the Devil’ reception office upon viewing it. * Windows Jesus supports most new hardware. Microsoft is always adding new drivers to its database.
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  • Windows Jesus comes with a slew of new and exciting features, including new games, office applications, and many exciting new ways to crash. * Windows Jesus features random, betrayal caused crashes; it will reboot after three days, without any trace of the previous crash. * The red screen of afterlife is dreaded by most users of windows operating systems from the evangelical series, Microsoft has thoughtfully added 14 new ways to induce this screen. Sadly users will only get to use one of these methods, as they are sent straight to the Devil’ reception office upon viewing it. * Windows Jesus supports most new hardware. Microsoft is always adding new drivers to its database.
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