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The Retard Convention was the school for educating disabled Humans. But, the Forerunners messed up and created an academy for salamanders, which are close to Humans, but they like jackhammers more. The Forerunners, being

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  • The Retard Convention was the school for educating disabled Humans. But, the Forerunners messed up and created an academy for salamanders, which are close to Humans, but they like jackhammers more. The Forerunners, being
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  • The Retard Convention was the school for educating disabled Humans. But, the Forerunners messed up and created an academy for salamanders, which are close to Humans, but they like jackhammers more. The Forerunners, being the cowards they are, blew up the place. Ebola infested the place, but died as soon as they entered because of the presence of the most powerful race of Covenant, the Grunts. Thanks to their Gruntiness, they killed all the AIDS. The Grunts renamed the school to "The Nipple Academy" then went to have tea in London and decided that the Nipple Academy would be a good place to beat up Brutes. So, they forced Brutes to go there and they sent their kids to the Heretic pit. The Grunts beat the living hell out of the Brutes, and are revered as the Gods of Gruntiness. The Nipple Academy is now more commonly known as Middle School, and it is the main center of learning how to be a Deacon for Grunts. Elites can learn to be Grunts without having a species switch. John-117 declared the place the international center of l337ness as well.
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