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Stradbroke (/ˈStraaaaadbook/) is a village in the billiard-table flat county of Suffolk, England. It lies only a few miles from the border with the imperial state of Norfolk, and even closer to the Greene King brewery in Bury St Edmunds. Suffolk and Norfolk combined make up the Kingdom of East Anglia, which used to be known as the "North Sea" until the Dutch came along and drained the land with their clever canals and windmills.

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  • Stradbroke (/ˈStraaaaadbook/) is a village in the billiard-table flat county of Suffolk, England. It lies only a few miles from the border with the imperial state of Norfolk, and even closer to the Greene King brewery in Bury St Edmunds. Suffolk and Norfolk combined make up the Kingdom of East Anglia, which used to be known as the "North Sea" until the Dutch came along and drained the land with their clever canals and windmills.
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  • Stradbroke (/ˈStraaaaadbook/) is a village in the billiard-table flat county of Suffolk, England. It lies only a few miles from the border with the imperial state of Norfolk, and even closer to the Greene King brewery in Bury St Edmunds. Suffolk and Norfolk combined make up the Kingdom of East Anglia, which used to be known as the "North Sea" until the Dutch came along and drained the land with their clever canals and windmills. Stradbroke is located midway between Norwich and Ipswich, accessible from the coastal towns of Southwold and Aldeburgh at a short driving distance and large driving time. Stradbroke is near the small Suffolk town of Eye and the larger Norfolk border market town of Ear (which is an hour and a half by foot from Nose). While inbreeding is still widespread in Norfolk (due to the only access being the A11 between Thetford and Norwich), it was made illegal in Suffolk to father one’s sister’s child from 1986, when the A14 became a dual carriageway and diesel replaced steam on the railway between Cambridge and Ipswich. Mules link the village to surrounding towns, but they are legally out-of-bounds as well. Stradbroke itself is only accessible through the reader's choice of the B1117 and B1118 (not shown on map), depending on preference in bodily organs, before detouring on the C25890 or D258913 (not shown on map either). This means that Stradbroke is Suffolk's inbreeding capital, compared to thumbing seven separate rides to arrive on a date in a town with an actual restaurant and a robust gene pool.
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