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Truth: How many Forerunners does it take to screw a light bulb? Elite: They do not need to, sir. They are Gods. Truth: ...who told you the answer!? Truth: How many noobs does it take to find a recon? Arbiter: ...what!? Truth: Why is the Halo round? Arbiter: Please don't it be lame... Truth: Because the Forerunners didn't know what a square was!! haha! Arbiter: Lame... Truth: How many stupid smelly elites does it take to eat a hamburger? Arbiter: We can't eat solid foods. Truth: Exactly! HAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAH! Arbiter: I fucking hate you. Truth: How many grunts does it take to kill Master Chief? Truth: ...

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  • Truth: How many Forerunners does it take to screw a light bulb? Elite: They do not need to, sir. They are Gods. Truth: ...who told you the answer!? Truth: How many noobs does it take to find a recon? Arbiter: ...what!? Truth: Why is the Halo round? Arbiter: Please don't it be lame... Truth: Because the Forerunners didn't know what a square was!! haha! Arbiter: Lame... Truth: How many stupid smelly elites does it take to eat a hamburger? Arbiter: We can't eat solid foods. Truth: Exactly! HAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAH! Arbiter: I fucking hate you. Truth: How many grunts does it take to kill Master Chief? Truth: ...
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  • Truth: How many Forerunners does it take to screw a light bulb? Elite: They do not need to, sir. They are Gods. Truth: ...who told you the answer!? Truth: How many noobs does it take to find a recon? Arbiter: ...what!? Truth: Why is the Halo round? Arbiter: Please don't it be lame... Truth: Because the Forerunners didn't know what a square was!! haha! Arbiter: Lame... Truth: How many stupid smelly elites does it take to eat a hamburger? Arbiter: We can't eat solid foods. Truth: Exactly! HAHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHAH! Arbiter: I fucking hate you. Truth: How many grunts does it take to kill Master Chief? Brute: I don't know...117? Truth: NONE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! Arbiter: Were it so easy... Truth: Why did Banshee cross the road? Grunt: Don't Banshees fly? Truth: ... Grunt: What? Truth: Execute him as well. Truth: Where is a Grunts weak spot? Grunt: Um... I really don't know. Truth: Everywhere! Bwahehihohwahaha!! Brute: What happened to the last Human that saw a Brute? Truth: First answer my joke. Brute: Okay... Truth: What happened to the last alien that tried to tell a joke? Brute: What? Truth: This...! Truth: Who farted? Brute: I didn't! Truth: Yes you did! Bwahehehihohaha Bluetank55555 No,that was me. (all life ends) Truth: What sign is always put up in front of a Brute's jail cell? Arbiter: I'm gonna regret this... What? Truth: Don't feed the animals! Arbiter: Wow, that was actually funny! Truth: Really? Arbiter: No, it was racist. Truth: Whats the difference between Brutes and the UNSC forces? Marine: Ummm... we don't babble random stuff at close range? Truth: No! Your "Gorilla Tactics" suck!! Marine: >:( I'd shoot you if you weren't hiding behind that hologram thing!! Truth: How are Marines and Zombies alike? Marine: Uh... we both... have human body structure? Truth: No... You both don't use your brain! AHEHOHAHAHAAA!!! Marine: Wow. Is that the best you got? Truth: No. Keep reading the following jokes!! Truth: Why do Elites buy millions of straws? Elite: Because we can't drink without them. Truth: HAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Elite: One word for you: Abygybowoboowahwah. Truth: O_o Truth: In Soviet Russia, jokes tell YOU! Russian Marine: No!!! In soviet Russia Jokes PWN you!!! Truth: Probably. I have no clue what Soviet Russia is anyways... Truth: What do you call a Prophet that drinks Budweiser? Marine: I dunno, a drunk Prophet? Truth: No! A Prophet that drinks Budweiser is called a Prophet that Budweiser! HAHAHAHHEJOHUKOPOOPOOJUPAHAHA!!!! MC: Dude... that's lame. Your jokes are lame. That book your writing? It's lame! Truth: So? MC: Stop telling jokes, k? Cuz yours are lame...lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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