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* Kyle: Good morning Monsieur!
* Linkara: Where are you off to?
* Kyle: Reviewing a movie. I found the most wonderful story about the nature of love and the creative process and an allusion to Orpheus...
* Linkara: That’s nice. Viga! More cybermats! Hurry up!
* The Tests: The holiday is coming
* We're back from window hopping
* Susan and Mary: So grab a pen and paper
* Or jump on the computer with guiles
* Johnny and Dukey: Before you can a merry Christmas
* You must have a marry listmas
* Johnny and Chorus: To avoid being dumb like Kyle
* Ed, Edd, Eddy, Nash, Film Brain and Rap Critic: Look there he goes
* He thinks he’s smart or something
* A most pretentious cinephile
* Obscurus Lupa: With a condescending gaze
* Phelous: And an allergy to praise
* All Eight: What a brows-held-high prick, that Kyle!
* Chris the Nerd: (Holding a DVD of Batman and Robin) It sucks!
* Ianonne: It blows!
* Miss Nightmare: (Holds The Nightmare before Christmas manga) It killed my childhood!
* Morgan Leger and Mikey Insanity: (holding dvd copies of Mars Need Moms) It’s bad!
* JonTron and Media Hunter: (holding dvd copies of Foodfight) It’s worse!
* Linkara: (Holds a DVD copy of Alone in the Dark) It's Uwe Boll!
* Rosenhacker: It's dumb!
* Shea: It’s weird!
* Nostalgia Cirtic, Hugh Test and R.L. King: (Holds DVD copies of Pearl Harbor) It’s got Ben Affleck!
* Kyle: It delves into a tortured artist's soul!
* Johnny: Racing cars, candy, video games
* Lilian Test: A homemade scarf, homemade card, and new hair styles
* Hugh Test: A family that is sane
* That isn't really blank
* Johnny, Susan, Mary, the Mystery Inc. gang, the Powerpuff Girls, Nostlagia Chick, and Townspeople: And isn't a tortured soul like Kyle
* Diamanda Hagan: He only touches films we’ve never heard of
* Can you believe he has such guile?
* Omega Geek: Why should we click on a link
* If we don’t know what to think?
* Both: No, I just don’t understand the ways of Kyle.
* Kyle: Oh, it needs no announcing,
* Just how many hearts this tale has moved.
* Even if they fail pronouncing
* The name “Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve”
* Susan and Mary: Plutonium, magnesium and Dino DNA
* Dukey (spoken): I just want bacon
* Johnny: No really bad clothes that suck
* Hugh: Jewelry?
* Lilian: It must be something small
* Susan and Mary: More lab mice,
* Some genes to spices,
* And a Gil that is 10 feel tall
* Dukey (spoken): Again, I just want bacon
* Paw: Hello, I’m Paw and now it’s time for Best/Worst!
* The best is obviously me!
* And the worst is yonder snob
* Who disliked Les Misérables
* Do I really have to spell it out?
* Chorus: I think you have to spell it out
* Paw and Chorus: Alright, let’s spell it out! K-Y-L-E! (spoken)
* Jerk: And that why I think that High Jackman could have made a great Walt Disney. This is Some Jerk With A Camera signing out
* Chester: OMG! THAT WAS THE GREATEST REVIEW I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! You got to be the best reviewer of both Reviewers Unknown and Mr Coat and Friends.
* Jerk: Yep.
* Chester: The only ones that can changes you is a simple reviewer.
* Jerk: It's true, Chester and I chose to start in my next review, Kyle
* Chester: From Brows Held High?
* Jerk: He's the one. The lucky reviewer of cinema. That makes him the best. And do I like the best of everything
* Chester: Yeah, but...
* Jerk: In 1991 the Mouse was thriving
* With Eisner, Katzenberg and Wells
* When the studio unveiled
* A new-fangled fairy tale
* With a story line that rang a couple Belles....
* Chorus: Hey look! Some Jerk!
* He’s got a camera!
* Who’s he? Dunno
* I thought you knew
* I think he does
* Reviews of Disney
* I’ve never seen his show so I’ve no clue
* Johnny: The holidays are here
* So your list must be clear
* Go save some for the top
* For the thing you like a lot
* Last Angry Geek: It sucks!
* Pushing Up Roses It blows!
* Todd In The Shadows: It's crap!
* Bennett The Sage: It's a rag!
* Morgan: It's a mindcrap!
* NOSTALGIA CRITIC: It's worse than cancer!
* LAST ANGRY GEEK: It's overrated!
* PUSHING UP ROSES: It's meh! BENNETT THE SAGE: It's drek!
* TODD IN THE SHADOWS: It's bleh!
* LAST ANGRY GEEK: It's wack!
* PUSHING UP ROSES: I feel unclean!
* KYLE: So let's review!
* Sampled Vocal: It stinks!
* LAST ANGRY GEEK: It hurts!
* TODD IN THE SHADOWS: It's heck!
* BENNETT THE SAGE: I HATE!
* NOSTALGIA CRITIC: It has no answers!
* PUSHING UP ROSES: It's not that good!
* KYLE: A timeless masterpiece of silver screen!
* Jerk: I’ll make that guy review a film we’ve SEEN!
* The Tests: Because you can't have a Merry Christmas
* Without a Merry Listmas! Chorus: Look over there at the annoying douchebag
* Who puts the artsy crap on trial!
* What a wretched human bein’!
* Insane Ian: I like him!
* Jerk: Shut up, Ian!
* KYLE: For my show’s next cinematic feast
* I’m doing Beauty and the Beast!
* JERK: Well ya better do it RIGHT at least!
* CHORUS: HE’S KYYYYYYYYYLE!
* Hewy Toommore: It sucks!
* Nostalgia Chick: It sucks!
* Todd: It sucks!
* Nostalgia Critic: it sucks it sucks it sucks!
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