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| - Margaret Gallagher Srivastav (born September 14, 1960), better known by her working name Maggie Gallagher, is an American writer, commentator and a rabid anti-gay bigot. She writes a weekly syndicated column for Universal Press Syndicate where she usually bitches about how gay people are always ruining everything. She particularly resents being labeled a bigot. Just because she has an unnatural obsession with persecuting Gays and wants to create laws that would make their existence a criminal offense, why the hate? Can't we just agree to disagree? Occasionally she complains comments about other things, like the fact that a woman who has sex with a married man cannot be charged with a criminal offense , or that getting breast implants is something only a gold digging, sleazy whore would do. Well her boobs are probably naturally large like the rest of her so she doesn't need implants. She went through a phase where she hated porn. She researched this subject tirelessly. Why was she so attracted to it? She worked her fingers to the bone researching many, many, many films until she had an epiphany. All porn is fantasy. It can't be real because the women were actually enjoying sex and were "always inordinately pleased. That's why they call it fantasy". Everyone knows that enjoyable sex where both partners are pleased is only something that happens in fantasies...right? She has published five boring books full of discredited reports and statistics that all have the same message "Marriage is the BEST thing EVER! But only if you're a heterosexual". Gallagher is opposed to gay anything, so don't get her started on gay marriage. Gallagher serves as president of the "Institute for Marriage and Public Policy", a nonprofit organization dedicated to making Gay people's lives miserable. When I said nonprofit, I meant Maggie personally keeps 42% of the donations for her salary. She is also the president of the National Organization for Marriage, which is pretty much the same as that other thing I mentioned, but with better graphics. The National Organization for Marriage is usually abbreviated "NOM". Most people use "nom, nom, nom" to represents the sound made when someone is eating something and really enjoying it...there's irony (or whatever) to that, but I leave it to you, the reader to figure it out... She is a Roman Catholic, so not letting her hate Gay people is violating her religious freedom (it's true, just ask Bill Donohue). She has socially conservative "values", (if you consider hate a value).
- She wrote a weekly syndicated column for Universal Press Syndicate where she usually bitched about how gay people are always ruining everything. She particularly resents being labeled a bigot. Just because she has an unnatural obsession with tormenting Gays and wants to create laws that would prevent gay marriage. Occasionally she complains about other things, like the fact that a woman who has sex with a married man cannot be charged with a civil offense. , or that getting Breast implants is something not entirely nice. Well her boobs are probably naturally large like the rest of her so she doesn't need implants. She went through a phase where she hated Porn. She researched this subject tirelessly. Why was she so attracted to it?
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