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The reason that individuals wear fur suits in the first place is that they have gotten tired of the bath-house lifestyle. Having sex with complete strangers in a bath-house can lead to getting AIDS. Having sex with a complete stranger in a fur suit is too soft and cuddly to be harmful. Ape expert Jane Goodall states that "Yiffing is just fuckin' weird, to be honest." Yiffing is the sole reason why God lets humanity suffer and why good things happen to bad people. There are reasons other than sex why individuals wear fur suits. But no one believes them.

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  • The reason that individuals wear fur suits in the first place is that they have gotten tired of the bath-house lifestyle. Having sex with complete strangers in a bath-house can lead to getting AIDS. Having sex with a complete stranger in a fur suit is too soft and cuddly to be harmful. Ape expert Jane Goodall states that "Yiffing is just fuckin' weird, to be honest." Yiffing is the sole reason why God lets humanity suffer and why good things happen to bad people. There are reasons other than sex why individuals wear fur suits. But no one believes them.
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  • The reason that individuals wear fur suits in the first place is that they have gotten tired of the bath-house lifestyle. Having sex with complete strangers in a bath-house can lead to getting AIDS. Having sex with a complete stranger in a fur suit is too soft and cuddly to be harmful. Ape expert Jane Goodall states that "Yiffing is just fuckin' weird, to be honest." Yiffing is the sole reason why God lets humanity suffer and why good things happen to bad people. There are reasons other than sex why individuals wear fur suits. But no one believes them.
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