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| - He is a shit head
- Hugo Chavez, per chi non lo sapesse, è stato il presidente del Venezuela. Dov'è il Venezuela?? Quello stato dell'America Meridionale, vicino alla Colombia e al Brasile... ..si affaccia sul mar dei Caraibi... Hugo Chavez è stato l'ultimo fidanzato conosciuto di Naomi Campbell, che per chi non lo sapesse è una netturbina con la N maiuscola. Ora vi chiederete: che cazzo ci fa una panterona come quella con un cetriolone come quello?? In molti se lo sono chiesto e la risposta più accreditata sembra essere una: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
- Hugo Chávez ist ein venezolanischer Buchhändler. Da er in der Armee Venezuelas bemerkte, wo man ohne Bildung landet, erdachte er sich eine neue Strategie, um weltweit mehr Bücher zu verkaufen. Er wurde kurzum Präsident Venezuelas. Seitdem tritt er bei unterschiedlichen internationalen Veranstaltungen auf und macht Werbung für diverse Bücher. Unter anderem bewirbt er die Bücher "Sozialismus des 21. Jahrhunderts" von Heinz Dieterich, "Uns gehört die Welt" von Warren Buffett, "Ökonokratie – Politiken von Angebot und Nachfrage" von Eduardo Contini und Joaquín Guzmán Loera, "Der Islam als Bewahrer und Überbringer von Demokratie und Kultur" von Mahmud Ahmadinedschad, "Christlich-Bürgerliche Werte zwischen den Mühlsteinen von Kosten und Nutzen" von Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, "Hybris" von Noam Cho
- Chavez is indisputably one of the greatest threats to the free world today. His ideas of international cooperation, Third-world cooperation and nationalization of Natural Resources threaten the American dream. In fact, they threaten Jesus. That's right. Hugo Chavez, Latin-American Dictator, is a Muslim. Chavez is also regarded as the greatest civil rights hero ever by Mexicans for telling people not to buy grapes. In fact, he is so loved his birthday is now a state holiday in California and Texas, he got into the California Hall of Fame, and his face is on a postage stamp.
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| - Hugo Chávez ist ein venezolanischer Buchhändler. Da er in der Armee Venezuelas bemerkte, wo man ohne Bildung landet, erdachte er sich eine neue Strategie, um weltweit mehr Bücher zu verkaufen. Er wurde kurzum Präsident Venezuelas. Seitdem tritt er bei unterschiedlichen internationalen Veranstaltungen auf und macht Werbung für diverse Bücher. Unter anderem bewirbt er die Bücher "Sozialismus des 21. Jahrhunderts" von Heinz Dieterich, "Uns gehört die Welt" von Warren Buffett, "Ökonokratie – Politiken von Angebot und Nachfrage" von Eduardo Contini und Joaquín Guzmán Loera, "Der Islam als Bewahrer und Überbringer von Demokratie und Kultur" von Mahmud Ahmadinedschad, "Christlich-Bürgerliche Werte zwischen den Mühlsteinen von Kosten und Nutzen" von Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger, "Hybris" von Noam Chomsky, "Die offenen Adern Lateinamerikas" von Eduardo Galeano, "Hartz IV schlägt links" von Oskar Lafontaine, "Zeiten ändern Dich" von Bushido und "Der Mensch ist was er liest" von Margot Honecker. Viele der Bücher schafften es aufgrund der intelligenten Marketingstrategie von Hugo Chávez auf die ersten Plätze der weltweiten Bestseller Listen. Über die genauen Provisionszahlungen an Chávez ist wenig bekannt, allerdings geht das Magazin Forbes davon aus, dass Hugo Chávez in den nächsten Jahren zu einem der reichsten Männer der Welt werden könnte. Zurzeit bespricht er mit dem kubanischen Verschwörungstheoretiker Fidel Castro eine Strategie zur erfolgreichen Bewerbung seiner Autobiografie "Die Zigarren-Lüge. Rauchen hält jung". Das Buch soll voraussichtlich im Kopp Verlag erscheinen. Das Vorwort schreibt Helmut Schmidt, ein langjähriger Freund Castros und ehemaliger Ex-Linker.
- He is a shit head
- Hugo Chavez, per chi non lo sapesse, è stato il presidente del Venezuela. Dov'è il Venezuela?? Quello stato dell'America Meridionale, vicino alla Colombia e al Brasile... ..si affaccia sul mar dei Caraibi... Hugo Chavez è stato l'ultimo fidanzato conosciuto di Naomi Campbell, che per chi non lo sapesse è una netturbina con la N maiuscola. Ora vi chiederete: che cazzo ci fa una panterona come quella con un cetriolone come quello?? In molti se lo sono chiesto e la risposta più accreditata sembra essere una: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
- Chavez is indisputably one of the greatest threats to the free world today. His ideas of international cooperation, Third-world cooperation and nationalization of Natural Resources threaten the American dream. In fact, they threaten Jesus. That's right. Hugo Chavez, Latin-American Dictator, is a Muslim. Chavez is also regarded as the greatest civil rights hero ever by Mexicans for telling people not to buy grapes. In fact, he is so loved his birthday is now a state holiday in California and Texas, he got into the California Hall of Fame, and his face is on a postage stamp. Idolized by the Leftists and the Socialists and frigging hippies and regarded as a sexual icon by neocons and the Republican Party in the vein of Mark Foley and Jabba the Hutt, Chavez is also known as the reincarnation of Sideshow Bob, His most important friends can be found in Fidel Castor, Tux, Eee-rak and all over the deadly continent of Euthenasia. History is not clear as to whether Chavez was an important figure in the Five-Day War, by not selling oil to the Pirates of the Caribbean. Widely believed to be the son of ChristAnti-Christ (even in Europe), he refers to George W. Bush as the devil and, in his very bad English, a donkey. Some have taken this to either mean that he was calling Bush a fruity-looking pinata or an ass. World opinion is divided as to his anti-divinity. Some countries like Cuba believe him to be in the mold of Che, in that he hates homosexuals (look up Che) while others like the United States of America think he is a witch. It has been the intention of the United States to assassinate Chavez since 1941. However, Chavez' wily tricks and councelship from his alto pana, the gangsta hiphopper K-stro, have always outsmarted George W. Bush and his line of always thinking-too-fast ancestors. In the past Chavez has narrowly avoided numerous falling pianos, anvils, boulders, as well as sticks of TNT and 19th century blunderbluss blasts. These exploits have been dramatized in the popular Hispanic TV show The Dukes of the Caribbean, where Hugo and Fidel Duke constantly outwit Boss Bush and his sidekick Roscoe P. Cheney whilst driving their supercharged 1969 Volkswagen Beetle The General Bolivar. You know, 'cuz Bush and Cheney have actually been paying attention to this oil-rich and oil drilling expertise-poor blowhard, in between bouts of being ignored by everyone.
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