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I mean, just look at that ball. Just look at it. It's so mysterious. It's just sitting in the corner, like that. I'm literally gonna go mindfucked because I'm staring at it for too long. I'm being fucking serious here. Look, I know this is Uncyclopedia but I'm really damn fucking serious. That ball's just fucking mysterious. Why the fuck are you laughing? I'm not joking, I'm being fucking serious! That ball's mysterious. You can feel the aura, the atmosphere enclosing around it ... it's just so undescribable...so...mysterious. Bullshit.

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  • I mean, just look at that ball. Just look at it. It's so mysterious. It's just sitting in the corner, like that. I'm literally gonna go mindfucked because I'm staring at it for too long. I'm being fucking serious here. Look, I know this is Uncyclopedia but I'm really damn fucking serious. That ball's just fucking mysterious. Why the fuck are you laughing? I'm not joking, I'm being fucking serious! That ball's mysterious. You can feel the aura, the atmosphere enclosing around it ... it's just so undescribable...so...mysterious. Bullshit.
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  • I mean, just look at that ball. Just look at it. It's so mysterious. It's just sitting in the corner, like that. I'm literally gonna go mindfucked because I'm staring at it for too long. I'm being fucking serious here. Look, I know this is Uncyclopedia but I'm really damn fucking serious. That ball's just fucking mysterious. Why the fuck are you laughing? I'm not joking, I'm being fucking serious! That ball's mysterious. You can feel the aura, the atmosphere enclosing around it ... it's just so undescribable...so...mysterious. That ball is just mysterious! Plain mother - fucking mysterious. M.y.s.t.e.r.i.o.u.s. M for mysterious. Just look at it! You can't deny the fact that it's so mysterious! It's fucking mysterious! Look at that shit! It's STILL lying there, stumped in the corner. It's so mysterious, I tell you! I mean, it's really fucking mysterious! No. It's not just mysterious. Screw that, it's dangerous. A ball that lies around in the corner all day cannot be trusted. You can't trust that ball. It's too mysterious and dangerous to be trusted. It's still lying there. That ball's a genius. It's waiting for you to pass by, then before you know it, it will jump on you, it will consume every living flesh in your body. Listen to me, it's fucking mysterious. And dangerous. That ball can't be trusted. Don't trust it. Don't ever ever trust it. Don't underestimate it. It's not a normal ball. It's incredibly elusive, sitting there in the corner, like Oh, I would'nt hurt a fly! Come here, I'm just your every day regular ball!. Bullshit. You CANNOT underestimate it. It's mysterious, extremely extremely mysterious and dangerous. And elusive. A genius ball. Just sitting there. Waiting for it's first victim. Don't be a fool! Don't trust it! If you think it's just a normal ball, you're dead wrong.
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