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| - Tetsuo: Well here we are, Rosary Gate. Charlie: Wow it's amazing! Bella: This place is truly amazing! Is this gate a compleltley natural occurance? Tetsuo: People say's natural but noone knows how old it really is. All we know is that it's been around since before people were recorded coming here, so most people presume it's natural. But I dunno, the way it's formed it just doesn't feel natural ya know? Bella: Yeah, I think I know what you mean. Tetsuo: Well heres my stop, I wish you all luck on you're travels. Please take care all of you and I hope you find the ship you need. Cooker: Hey Tetsuo! Cooker: *Smiling* Good luck to you, I hope you carry on Ochi-Sensei's legacy. Tetsuo: Hehe, I'll try my best old friend. See ya around. Charlie: See ya later old geezer! Takeshi: Thanks again for all the sake! Takeshi: So what do we do now? Charlie: We head to the port! We're gonna go buy a ship! Everyone: Yosh! ????: Hey boss isn't that that giant who has been causing trouble in the countryside for ages? ????: It most certainly is boy, and it just so happens that he has a sizeable bounty on him. *Smiling menacing* Now I'm sure he doesn't want that bounty on his head, and we're more than happy enough the ablige him aren't we boys? ????: Yes sir! Bella: Hey Takeshi.... Takeshi: Yeah? Bella: You know how there was 100'000'000 beri's in this bag? Takeshi: Yeah? Bella: Now there is only 81'000'000 beri's left! Takeshi:............. *Looking away from Bella*......... So? Bella: *Angry Anime expression* SO?! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU THAT WE'VE SPENT 29'000'000 BERIS! WITH ALL THE DAMN SAKE YOU'VE BEEN BUYING! Takeshi: Well what do you want me to do about it? I can't make the money reappear again can I? Bella: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... DAMN YOU! YOU BAKA! Takeshi: Sowwy, Bewwa...... Bella: You better be! If we don't have enough money to buy a ship you're in for more! Cooker: Tell me Charlie-san, does this happen often? Charlie: Hell yeah this happens often, if it didn't we wouldn't have much fun would we? Hehe. Cooker: *Smiling* I suppose not, De Ha Ha! ????: Boss! Take a look, that giant from the countryside is here! Boss: Hmmmmm? I see he is, good spot boy and it looks like he has friends. Any of you bozo's know who they are? ????: Hang on..... ????: Here they are! The two guys are Leo D. Charlie and Takeshi Watanabe, two guys from Red Haired Shanks' crew and their both worth 75'000'000. And the girl is Bella Sparrow, she's wanted alive for 30'000'000. Boss: I see, hehe what a treat to find in this city. Tail them for abit, we don't wanna cause a ruckus in the middle of the day. ????: Hey isn't that that giant from the countryside?! What the hell is he doing here?! ????: Damn you're right! And he's with some people by the looks of it. They look like they're headed to the harbour... I'll tail them for now, you go back to the base and report this to the captain! ????: Right! Charlie: Hehe I can barely hold back my urge to run to the harbour! This ship is gonna be awesome! It's gonna have a crows nest, and a gym, and a dining hall, and a..... Bella: You're such a child Charlie..... Charlie: Am not! *He sticks his tounge out at her* Now lets see what was about to say.... Oh yeah! And a flamethrower! And a..... Bella and Takeshi: A flamethrower?! Bella: And what're you so happy about?! Bella: Stop listing things off about what you think this ship will have! We're buying whatever we can afford!...... Bella: So long as it has a royal bath.... Charlie and Takeshi: NOW WHOSE BEING CHILDISH?! Cooker: DeHaHa! You guys are so much fun but..... Cooker: The only thing we're requesting for this ship is that it's big enough for me and has a state of the art kitchen!.... Charlie, Takeshi and Bella: *All with scared eyes and comedy tears pouring from their eyes* Yes Cooker..... Charlie: Wow what a view... And soon... We'll be out there as a proper crew on a proper ship for the first time. Cooker: Ummmmm Guys?... Bella: Oi! Idiot captain and moronic first mate! You can't just stand there all day, we need to go buy a ship so that we can go out there. Charlie and Takeshi: Oh thats right! Charlie and Takeshi: LETS GET OUR SHIP!! Bella: The idiots forgot that I'm the one with the money... We should probably get after them.... Cooker: Right..... ????: Good afternoon sir! Ah I see you're interested in this fine vessel! She's the finest in these waters, a galleon that no other ship can match! No ship matches her luxury and only naval warships surpass her fire power! ????: Oh I almost forgot! My name is Slick, Slick Johnson. And I am the man all people go to for their ship buying needs! But enough of that onto the tour! Slick: The first thing that all sea goers must have is a good deck and this galleon has one fine deck! Slick: This ship just oozes luxury right from the get go doesn't it? You can just feel the smoothness can't you! Charlie: Yeah I guess so..... Slick: See! Smooth as a babies bottom right? Charlie: Yeah it's.... really smooth..... Charlie: Ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow,ow.ow,ow..... Charlie: Oh wow! Cooker will love this place! Slick: I have no idea who that is but he most certainly will! Slick: Here is our bath, it uses the same marble that is used in the royal baths at the palace in Alabasta. It is a bath fit for royalty. Charlie: A royal bath?... Charlie: Bella said she'd love something like this! Slick: It gets better! Slick: As you can see here, one pull of a lever and the two baths become one, converging together to become a swimming pool. And to stop it from transforming whilst people are having a bath, there are pressure plates in the floor that stop it from transforming when people are inside it. Charlie: Wow this ship is great! Slick: Alright then! Onto the next part of the tour! Slick: And here is the Hall, it is decorated with famous pieces of art and rare artifacts from all over the world. As well as some of the best made suits of armour and weapons from the best Blacksmith in town. Now my good sir you may be thinking why did I just call it "The Hall" and not the "The Training/Battle Hall" well there is a reason for that. Slick: For with one push of a button, the Hall converts from a training hall inton a dining hall and vice versa! It is a multi purpose hall! Charlie: Oh wow! This place is awesome! Slick: Indeed it is! This ship is so great, I'd go so far as saying this is the greatest ship in the world! And my dear friend it gets even better for I have only shown you a small part of this ship! I would continue the tour but I am a busy man and have many more customers. But I do believe you have made your descision and wish to purchase this fine vessel yes? Charlie: Damn straight I wanna purchase this vessel! How much is it?! Slick: Ah good sir! That will be 10 billion beris. Charlie: H-H-H-H-H-How much? Slick: 1 billion beris, will that be cash or cheque? Charlie: I.... I...... Theres.... No.... W-Way.... I could ever pay that much..... Slick: Excuse me? What did you just say? Slick: You..... You.... YOU CANNOT PAY THAT MUCH?!
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