Hello boys and girls. I am about to take you on a magical journey, a journey that is faith. A faith that will not take your money, (I am not saying any names, but one ryhmes with latholisism) requires you to slay Jews, eat tasteless crackers or go door to door spreading your faith around at 7 am, when people like me with no jobs are sleeping. You will not be required to refrain from eating meat, having three sums, not killing cows, pillow humping or worshiping some God you cannot even see, but enough idle chatter. Let us explore the wonders that are the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Inspired by the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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| - Hello boys and girls. I am about to take you on a magical journey, a journey that is faith. A faith that will not take your money, (I am not saying any names, but one ryhmes with latholisism) requires you to slay Jews, eat tasteless crackers or go door to door spreading your faith around at 7 am, when people like me with no jobs are sleeping. You will not be required to refrain from eating meat, having three sums, not killing cows, pillow humping or worshiping some God you cannot even see, but enough idle chatter. Let us explore the wonders that are the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Inspired by the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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| - Hello boys and girls. I am about to take you on a magical journey, a journey that is faith. A faith that will not take your money, (I am not saying any names, but one ryhmes with latholisism) requires you to slay Jews, eat tasteless crackers or go door to door spreading your faith around at 7 am, when people like me with no jobs are sleeping. You will not be required to refrain from eating meat, having three sums, not killing cows, pillow humping or worshiping some God you cannot even see, but enough idle chatter. Let us explore the wonders that are the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Inspired by the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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