So here I was, the other day, interviewing myself. Interesting, isn't it. ME: So...er, how are you? YOU: You. ME: What? YOU: I am you. ME: (rolls eyes) I know that. YOU: Well I don't. ME: Wait a minute, if I know that and you're me, or YOU, then you should know that too! YOU: Well too bad, I'm not you. I'm me. ME: SHUT UP! YOU ARE ME! YOU: No, I am you. ME: (takes axe) THE END! NOW FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH THE NEW YOU! ME: This time, please behave. PLEASE!!! NEW YOU: Eh.... what? ME: BEHAVE!!! NEW YOU: Eh... what? ME: BE-HAVE!!!! (breathes heavily) NEW YOU: Eh... what? ME: (turns to producer) WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY? PRODUCER: Eh...in the dumpster outside. ME: Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND? PRODUCER: No, I'm the producer. NEW YOU: Eh...what? ME:
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| - So here I was, the other day, interviewing myself. Interesting, isn't it. ME: So...er, how are you? YOU: You. ME: What? YOU: I am you. ME: (rolls eyes) I know that. YOU: Well I don't. ME: Wait a minute, if I know that and you're me, or YOU, then you should know that too! YOU: Well too bad, I'm not you. I'm me. ME: SHUT UP! YOU ARE ME! YOU: No, I am you. ME: (takes axe) THE END! NOW FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH THE NEW YOU! ME: This time, please behave. PLEASE!!! NEW YOU: Eh.... what? ME: BEHAVE!!! NEW YOU: Eh... what? ME: BE-HAVE!!!! (breathes heavily) NEW YOU: Eh... what? ME: (turns to producer) WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY? PRODUCER: Eh...in the dumpster outside. ME: Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND? PRODUCER: No, I'm the producer. NEW YOU: Eh...what? ME:
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| - So here I was, the other day, interviewing myself. Interesting, isn't it. ME: So...er, how are you? YOU: You. ME: What? YOU: I am you. ME: (rolls eyes) I know that. YOU: Well I don't. ME: Wait a minute, if I know that and you're me, or YOU, then you should know that too! YOU: Well too bad, I'm not you. I'm me. ME: SHUT UP! YOU ARE ME! YOU: No, I am you. ME: (takes axe) THE END! NOW FOR AN INTERVIEW WITH THE NEW YOU! ME: This time, please behave. PLEASE!!! NEW YOU: Eh.... what? ME: BEHAVE!!! NEW YOU: Eh... what? ME: BE-HAVE!!!! (breathes heavily) NEW YOU: Eh... what? ME: (turns to producer) WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS GUY? PRODUCER: Eh...in the dumpster outside. ME: Are you OUT OF YOUR MIND? PRODUCER: No, I'm the producer. NEW YOU: Eh...what? ME: (takes axe from dead old you's body) THE NEW you END! And so kids, what is the moral of the story? Yes...very go........wait a minute....that has NOTHING to do with the story! Er...uh......go ask your mother.
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