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| - The Supreme Federal Union of Ceyiastan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Councilor Hank with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.946 billion Ceyiastans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night. Ceyiastan is ranked 32nd in The Erviadus Galaxy and 24,685th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments, scoring 65 on the Mugabe Relativity Rating.
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| - The Supreme Federal Union of Ceyiastan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High Councilor Hank with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.946 billion Ceyiastans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night. The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vlario. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%. The frighteningly efficient Ceyiastanian economy, worth 198 trillion Blood Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 102,082 Blood Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,220 per year while the poor average 21,838, a ratio of 16.0 to 1. Children spout "If we want peace we have to be ready for war" involuntarily throughout the day, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, retired racing Dragons are served truffles for breakfast, and High Councilor Hank has just been declared ruler of Ceyiastan in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ceyiastan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course. Ceyiastan is ranked 32nd in The Erviadus Galaxy and 24,685th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments, scoring 65 on the Mugabe Relativity Rating.
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