PLOT: Cilan was a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD, but Chili and Cress scold him. CHARACTERS: Cilan, Chili, Cress, Iris (all from Pokemon) THE STORY: Narrator: One day Cilan, Chili, and Cress went to the video store. Cilan sees a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD. Cilan: Chili, Cress, may I have this 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD? Cress: No. You have many Barney CDs at home. Chili: And it's a phony! Cilan: (bursts into tears) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THE BARNEY CD! Cress: You can cry all you want, but it ain't gonna help! Chili: Cilan...YOU MUST DIE! Cop 2: What a baby.
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| - PLOT: Cilan was a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD, but Chili and Cress scold him. CHARACTERS: Cilan, Chili, Cress, Iris (all from Pokemon) THE STORY: Narrator: One day Cilan, Chili, and Cress went to the video store. Cilan sees a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD. Cilan: Chili, Cress, may I have this 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD? Cress: No. You have many Barney CDs at home. Chili: And it's a phony! Cilan: (bursts into tears) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THE BARNEY CD! Cress: You can cry all you want, but it ain't gonna help! Chili: Cilan...YOU MUST DIE! Cop 2: What a baby.
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| - PLOT: Cilan was a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD, but Chili and Cress scold him. CHARACTERS: Cilan, Chili, Cress, Iris (all from Pokemon) THE STORY: Narrator: One day Cilan, Chili, and Cress went to the video store. Cilan sees a 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD. Cilan: Chili, Cress, may I have this 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD? Cress: No. You have many Barney CDs at home. Chili: And it's a phony! Cilan: (bursts into tears) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANT THE BARNEY CD! Cress: You can cry all you want, but it ain't gonna help! Chili: Cilan...YOU MUST DIE! Narrator: Cilan was in a very bad mood because he couldn't get the 1998 Barney Gangsta Rap Sing-a-Long CD. Iris walked up and saw the tantrum. Iris: What's he blabbering about? Cilan: I WANT BARNEY! WAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAH! Iris: I'm calling the police. (dials the police) Cilan: WAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH! Narrator: The police arrive with guns. Cop 1: You have the right to remain silent! Cilan: I WANT MY BARNEY! I WANT MY BARNEY! NOOOOOOOO! Cop 2: What a baby. Cilan: Well can I have the 2002 Wiggles Pole-Dancing Kit? Cop 1: No. It's an inappropriate toy! Cop 2: And besides it's a phony! Cilan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Cress: Take him away. Narrator: The cops subdue Cilan and handcuff him. Cilan: WAAAAAAAAAH! MOMMY! Iris: Bye-bye, Cilan! See you in 40 years! Narrator: The cops take Cilan to jail.
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