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| - The Outspoken Realist once had a very successful career as a bounty hunter, but this career was cut short when he fell into a sarlacc pit. TOR eventually escaped the pit, but sustained heavy injuries. Due to the injuries around his neck and mouth, it was said that TOR would never be able to speak again. Determined to once again be able to speak, TOR went through experimental surgery. The doctors warned him that this operation would let him communicate again, but the price was that he would have the voice of a prepubescent teenager. TOR accepted, thinking it a small price to pay for being able to talk once more.
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| - The Outspoken Realist once had a very successful career as a bounty hunter, but this career was cut short when he fell into a sarlacc pit. TOR eventually escaped the pit, but sustained heavy injuries. Due to the injuries around his neck and mouth, it was said that TOR would never be able to speak again. Determined to once again be able to speak, TOR went through experimental surgery. The doctors warned him that this operation would let him communicate again, but the price was that he would have the voice of a prepubescent teenager. TOR accepted, thinking it a small price to pay for being able to talk once more. The operation was a success. After he had fully recovered, TOR left to find a new planet to call home, which lead him to Earth. On Earth, TOR looked long and hard for something he could devote his life to, swearing never to return to bounty hunting. He one day discovered the Drunken Peasants, and decided to devote his life to watching every episode and leaving comments.
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