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The Cadbury Bunny was born on a small farm July, 3rd, 1918 in Austin, Texas. His early life was rough. His father was an excessive drinker and constantly ate everything in sight, eventually collapsing into himself in 1921 (creating the Nemesis brown dwarf star). Cadbury's mother was a slut of sorts and would do anything to get some money. She has often been accused of having an affair with former United States President Bill Clinton.

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  • The Cadbury Bunny was born on a small farm July, 3rd, 1918 in Austin, Texas. His early life was rough. His father was an excessive drinker and constantly ate everything in sight, eventually collapsing into himself in 1921 (creating the Nemesis brown dwarf star). Cadbury's mother was a slut of sorts and would do anything to get some money. She has often been accused of having an affair with former United States President Bill Clinton.
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  • The Cadbury Bunny was born on a small farm July, 3rd, 1918 in Austin, Texas. His early life was rough. His father was an excessive drinker and constantly ate everything in sight, eventually collapsing into himself in 1921 (creating the Nemesis brown dwarf star). Cadbury's mother was a slut of sorts and would do anything to get some money. She has often been accused of having an affair with former United States President Bill Clinton. When Cadbury was two years old, he began to defecate very large chocolate eggs which his mother sold for profit, which had little success. Later Cadbury became addicted to marijuana and his chocolate eggs began to make millions (for reasons unknown to us). A business was formed out of this phenomenal chocolate which the company called Euphorian Chocolates. Aficionados referred to Cadbury's eggs as the "good shit." The demand for these chocolates was intense, and Cadbury was having difficulty keeping up. In 1923 the Cadbury Egg extractor was invented to help Cadbury meet demand.
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