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| - Sleaford is a small country located in the North Kesteven district of Lincolnshire, England. It takes its name from the River Slea, a tributary of the River Witham. It is north-east of the town of Grantham and north-west of the town of Boston. Sleaford lies 115 miles north of the capital London. and the city of Lincoln is eighteen miles to the north. Sleaford has a thriving cattle market in which cows are daily exchanged for such exotic items such as toothbrushes. It is now also developing tourism and is expanding rapidly. This is mainly due to the town's notable occupants. The town's current population is around 15,000. Due to a nuclear explosion that occured in 2003 (see Unimportant Facts for the cause), the number of legs on cows ranges between 5 and 23. Mutated cows are actually considered a delicacy in France; unfortunately Sleaford is too cut off from the rest of the EU to benefit. Only very recently (i.e. 1999) did Sleaford receive such vital amenities as electricity, which the rest of the country (even local Boston, approx 20 miles south, with its six-toed inhabitants) had been enjoying for...however many years you think Britain's had electricity. The River Slea, unfortunately, stinks. Sleaford has a current population of 27,189,339, because abortion has been banned by Chancellor Palpatine of the local council.
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