It was a dark and stormy night when Wikipedia "Jimmy" Brown snuck into the studying hall and tapped Uncyclopedia Brown on his muscular shoulder. Jimmy whispered in his friend's sexy ear, "Hey, Uncyc! UNCYC! Night is a work by Elie Wiesel based on his experience as a young Orthodox Jew of being sent with his family to the German concentration camps at Auschwitz, Uncyc." Jimmy stood up, scratched his head, and continued, "What are you working on, Uncyc? Can I help, can I?" "...What. did. they. smuggle?" Uncyc repeated, slightly confused.

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  • UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something
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  • It was a dark and stormy night when Wikipedia "Jimmy" Brown snuck into the studying hall and tapped Uncyclopedia Brown on his muscular shoulder. Jimmy whispered in his friend's sexy ear, "Hey, Uncyc! UNCYC! Night is a work by Elie Wiesel based on his experience as a young Orthodox Jew of being sent with his family to the German concentration camps at Auschwitz, Uncyc." Jimmy stood up, scratched his head, and continued, "What are you working on, Uncyc? Can I help, can I?" "...What. did. they. smuggle?" Uncyc repeated, slightly confused.
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  • It was a dark and stormy night when Wikipedia "Jimmy" Brown snuck into the studying hall and tapped Uncyclopedia Brown on his muscular shoulder. Jimmy whispered in his friend's sexy ear, "Hey, Uncyc! UNCYC! Night is a work by Elie Wiesel based on his experience as a young Orthodox Jew of being sent with his family to the German concentration camps at Auschwitz, Uncyc." Uncyclopedia Brown, deep in thought, was suddenly awoken by this news. "What? Ha, ha, wrong again, Jimmy! It's a play by the "t" robots in mrs. v class, in which jews and naziss could be heard, if only it weren't dark! Don't you know anything about history?" Jimmy stood up, scratched his head, and continued, "What are you working on, Uncyc? Can I help, can I?" Uncyc wiped the drool off his copy of the Uncyclopedian Times, no relation, and turned to Jimmy. "Well, there's apparently been a robbery down at the docks. Or a smuggling, or something." "You mean 'smuggling' as in the Smuggler Production Company, founded in 2002 by Patrick Milling Smith and Brian Carmody?" Jimmy asked, enthusiastically. "The very same. ...I guess. Really? A production company? Okay, well we apparently have some leads." Uncyc removed his monocle and cleaned it with his snotrag and the soup he was eating before continuing in a very smartass manner. "My sources indicate that a 'Patrick Milling Smith' and 'Brian Carmody' are involved somehow." "That's very very very interesting, Uncyc!" Jimmy said, as he was jumping up and down trying to gain his mentor's attention. "What'd they smuggle?" "...What. did. they. smuggle?" Uncyc repeated, slightly confused. "Yeah, what'd they smuggle? Was it jewels? Treasure? Hashish?" Jimmy said, bouncing around like a toddler on speed. ...That's right, I said it. Uncyc wiped his monocle with his other snotrag and said "Yes." Uncyc Brown stood up and, without a moment's plot development, ran out the door.
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