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Artemis: I'm going to run now. (She runs off yelling, with Chimchar behind her.) Artemis: Chimchar, do you ever feel useless? Quincy's Quilava: "Quil Quil Quilava lava" (Artemis, what are you doing?) Artemis: Nothing... (She drops Athena) Quincy's Quilava: "Quil Quil Quilava qui qui lava lava?" (Then why did you drop Athena?) Quincy's Quilava: "Quil lava?" ("You okay, Athena?") Athena: Yes, I believe I'll make a full recovery, Quilava. (She sees Aphrodite running off.) (worried) Aphrodite, where are you going?! Quincy's Quilava: "Quil lava, Quilava quil quil quil quilava quil!" (There are dangerous Pokémon in there!) Athena: Quincy, wake up! (She shakes Quincy) Quincy: (talking while half-asleep) Hmmmmf....five more minutes...... Athena: (She shakes Quincy more roughly) Wake up, wake up, wake up! Athena: Artemis ran off and Aphrodite followed her. They ran off into the forest and there are all manner of Ursaring and Ariados in there! And how can I deserve this Dark prison that is soulless How can you understand? So long ago, but there was a day When we would play, but all that's changed Useless and hollow Still tried to reshape The world for the good destined to break I'm the one I couldn't save I'm the one I couldn't save I can't go back, it's too late It's too late So here we are Time to say our goodbyes Please take care of their lives Something I cannot do Like watching from the outside A monster grows in your mind Determined to weed out your friends So long ago but there was a day When we would play, but all that's changed Useless and hollow Still tried to reshape The world for the good destined to break I'm the one I couldn't save I'm the one I couldn't save Aphrodite: ARTEMIS! CHIMCHAR! Athena: If this is your idea of humor, I don't get it! Quincy: Do something if you can hear us! Artemis's Chimchar: Chim! Chimchar! (She's over here!) Quincy: Oh no, she's burning with a fever, and has a terrible cold. Aphrodite: Turtwig, do you think you can find us some Chesto Berries? Aphrodite's Turtwig: Turtwig! (Sure!) Artemis: I'm fine! I don't need any help! Aphrodite: Artemis, admit it to yourself: you're sick. Artemis: Please, nothin' I can't handle! Athena: Artemis, rest is crucial to your recovery. Artemis: And what the f- What the heck does that mean? Aphrodite: It means you need to sleep. Artemis: There are way too many more exciting and dangerous things to do, like making myself wings and flying off a cliff! Aphrodite: ♪ Artemis, you need to calm down! ♪ Quincy: ♪ Don't let your fever get worse, ♪ Artemis: (spoken) Oh, Moltres, no! (She covers her head and ears with a pillow.) Quincy: ♪ "Quil lava lava quil quil lava" ♪ (♪ You're going to die if you don't relax ♪) Artemis: (sarcastic and muffled) Yeah, like that's gonna help me sleep. Quincy: ♪ Or else it'll be like a cuuuuurse, ♪ Artemis: (She is still holding the pillow over her ears, but she is sitting.) Would you please shut up?! Turtwig's here. Quincy: We were kidding! Artemis: I don't get it. Artemis's Chimchar: Chim char. (Me neither.) Artemis: (She is half asleep) Ugh.... Aphrodite, lemme sleep... Quincy: (Also half asleep) Ugh, whats wrong, Aphro..dite... Quincy: (rubbing her head) Ow, my head! Artemis: If it wasn't for Miss Waker, then we'd both still be asleep, which is what I wanna be! Quincy: At least your fever's gone. Artemis: True. (Her eyes drift toward Chili, who is asleep. She gets a maniacal Aipom-like grin on her face.) Quincy: (sarcastically) Hello!? Christmas gifts!? Artemis: (through her teeth) Hang on. (She slowly gets a pair of cymbals from her backpack and begins banging them.) Athena: (angry) ARTEMIS!!!!! Artemis: Oh, no... Aphrodite: (She glares at Athena) That could've hit her head! Aphrodite: Artemis, you okay? Artemis's Chimchar: Chimchar? (Are you dead?) Artemis: (She looks over at Chimchar) Wonder what it'll hatch into! Aphrodite: Maybe we'll find out soon! Artemis: What's going on? Aphrodite: Awwwww! It's so cute!!!! Quincy: What is it? Quincy's Pokedex: Eevee, the Evolution Pokémon. Eevee is rarely seen, and can adapt to severe habitats by evolving, changing its capabilities and form. Aphrodite: It even sounds cute!!!! Growlithe: "Growl lithe?" (Huh?) Artemis: Hey, buddy! This is Chimchar! Athena's Pokédex: Growlithe, the Puppy Pokémon. It has a very pleasant demeanor and great diligence. It drives away enemies with barks and bites. Chili's Darumaka: (He turns to Chili) Daru! Maka! (I did it! I did it!) Artemis's Growlithe: LIIITHE! (BOOOM!) (Growlithe starts chasing Darumaka) Aphrodite's Smoochum: Smoo? CHUUUUUM! (Huh? WHYYYYY!) (Smoochum begins wailing and buries itself in Aphrodite's dress.) Athena's Pokédex: Smoochum, the Kiss Pokémon. Smoochum's lips are quite sensitive, so it uses them first to investigate objects. Quincy's Pokedex: Darumaka, the Zen Charm Pokémon. When asleep, even when pushed or pulled, it cannot be knocked over. ???: Ral? Aphrodite's Pokedex: Ralts, the Feeling Pokémon. It can use the horns on its head to read human emotions. Ralts rarely shows itself to humans, but may occasionally approach when it senses positive or happy feelings. Artemis: Cool! Quincy's Pokedex: Pichu, the Tiny Mouse Pokémon. Despite their size, Pichu release bursts of electricity that can shock even humans. However, Pichu are unskilled at controlling their electricity, and sometimes release it by accident when surprised, or when laughing and shock themselves. Aphrodite: (She giggles) Looks like Pichu likes you! Chili's Pichu: Chu? (Huh?) (Realizing what he has done, Pichu cries loudly.)
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