Jesus was a terrorist for only a few months and he really didn't do shit except for blowing up a few empty buildings and cutting off some alien's head. Even so, the Jedi pussies decided to concede defeat so they ran away from Coruscant like little bitches. Jesus was happy to be able to sit in the comfy Jedi Council chairs, but then the evil Sith Lord Darth Eviler came and ruined the fun by taking over Coruscant. Jesus got pissed and went home to cry to his Aunt Nemo. A few years later, he decided to stop being a little bitch like his father was and went back to the regular galaxy. He kicked Darth Eviler's pansy ass and then went and saw Izzy who was alive. Jesus, Izzy, and Kal-El of Krypton all decided to go kill Candy Mountain. Izzy got stabbed and Jesus blew himself up like the asshole s
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| - Jesus was a terrorist for only a few months and he really didn't do shit except for blowing up a few empty buildings and cutting off some alien's head. Even so, the Jedi pussies decided to concede defeat so they ran away from Coruscant like little bitches. Jesus was happy to be able to sit in the comfy Jedi Council chairs, but then the evil Sith Lord Darth Eviler came and ruined the fun by taking over Coruscant. Jesus got pissed and went home to cry to his Aunt Nemo. A few years later, he decided to stop being a little bitch like his father was and went back to the regular galaxy. He kicked Darth Eviler's pansy ass and then went and saw Izzy who was alive. Jesus, Izzy, and Kal-El of Krypton all decided to go kill Candy Mountain. Izzy got stabbed and Jesus blew himself up like the asshole s
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| - Jesus was a terrorist for only a few months and he really didn't do shit except for blowing up a few empty buildings and cutting off some alien's head. Even so, the Jedi pussies decided to concede defeat so they ran away from Coruscant like little bitches. Jesus was happy to be able to sit in the comfy Jedi Council chairs, but then the evil Sith Lord Darth Eviler came and ruined the fun by taking over Coruscant. Jesus got pissed and went home to cry to his Aunt Nemo. A few years later, he decided to stop being a little bitch like his father was and went back to the regular galaxy. He kicked Darth Eviler's pansy ass and then went and saw Izzy who was alive. Jesus, Izzy, and Kal-El of Krypton all decided to go kill Candy Mountain. Izzy got stabbed and Jesus blew himself up like the asshole suicide bomber that he was. Kal-El got away, probably because he's like Superman...at least, that is...for now. His descendant was Christian Bale, the man-crush of certain supergeeky fanboys.
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