About: Cynthia Rothrock   Sponge Permalink

An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Cynthia Rothrock was born in some useless place in the United States and later won eighty-five martial arts championships thanks to her deadly technique of smothering her opponents, male or female, with her vagina. After a successful career in S&M bisexual porn, she became a star in Hong Kong and Indonesian martial arts films, such as All your Dragon Lady are belong to us, Thundering Three-Star Tai Chi Massacre or Incredible Magnificent Heroic Shaolin Trio, in which 50% of her action amounted to be doubled by underpaid Chinese stuntmen with blonde wigs (or without, these Chinese fuckers just didn't care). She spent the remaining 50% breaking every bone in the bodies of the aforementioned starving stuntmen in a variety of fight scenes.

  • Cynthia Rothrock was born in some useless place in the United States and later won eighty-five martial arts championships thanks to her deadly technique of smothering her opponents, male or female, with her vagina. After a successful career in S&M bisexual porn, she became a star in Hong Kong and Indonesian martial arts films, such as All your Dragon Lady are belong to us, Thundering Three-Star Tai Chi Massacre or Incredible Magnificent Heroic Shaolin Trio, in which 50% of her action amounted to be doubled by underpaid Chinese stuntmen with blonde wigs (or without, these Chinese fuckers just didn't care). She spent the remaining 50% breaking every bone in the bodies of the aforementioned starving stuntmen in a variety of fight scenes. Cynthia Rothrock's career in Hong Kong came to an end after she accidentally castrated Jackie Chan on the set of Operation Deadly Thunder of Gigantic Vulture.
    • AttributesValues
    rdfs:label
    • Cynthia Rothrock
    rdfs:comment
    • Cynthia Rothrock was born in some useless place in the United States and later won eighty-five martial arts championships thanks to her deadly technique of smothering her opponents, male or female, with her vagina. After a successful career in S&M bisexual porn, she became a star in Hong Kong and Indonesian martial arts films, such as All your Dragon Lady are belong to us, Thundering Three-Star Tai Chi Massacre or Incredible Magnificent Heroic Shaolin Trio, in which 50% of her action amounted to be doubled by underpaid Chinese stuntmen with blonde wigs (or without, these Chinese fuckers just didn't care). She spent the remaining 50% breaking every bone in the bodies of the aforementioned starving stuntmen in a variety of fight scenes.
    dcterms:subject
    dbkwik:uncyclopedi...iPageUsesTemplate
    Alternative Linked Data Views: ODE     Raw Data in: CXML | CSV | RDF ( N-Triples N3/Turtle JSON XML ) | OData ( Atom JSON ) | Microdata ( JSON HTML) | JSON-LD    About   
    This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
    OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3217, on Linux (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu), Standard Edition
    Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
    Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2012 OpenLink Software