The curse of the Werejesus is first mentioned in the Macaron Veda during the story of Jesus at the Last Supper. And Jesus did ladle the spaghetti onto the plates of his dispicables and quoth, "This is my body, the Noodle (woo noddles) of the Divine Pastaer. Eat this and remember my haircut." And Jesus took the marinara, and blessed it, and gave it to his dispicables and quoth, "This is my stuff, the Sacred Sauce of Heaven. Drink of its flavor and be refreshed." Jesus then turned to His betrayer, and said unto him: "Wouldst thou have me slap thee?" And Judas lied to the Lord, saying, "Yes, I would accept a slap from my Lord." And Jesus said unto him, "As thou dost taste it, let me lay the smackdown on thy betraying ass. Bitch." and thus He did slap him mightily. Macaron Veda, Canto 7, Ver
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| - The curse of the Werejesus is first mentioned in the Macaron Veda during the story of Jesus at the Last Supper. And Jesus did ladle the spaghetti onto the plates of his dispicables and quoth, "This is my body, the Noodle (woo noddles) of the Divine Pastaer. Eat this and remember my haircut." And Jesus took the marinara, and blessed it, and gave it to his dispicables and quoth, "This is my stuff, the Sacred Sauce of Heaven. Drink of its flavor and be refreshed." Jesus then turned to His betrayer, and said unto him: "Wouldst thou have me slap thee?" And Judas lied to the Lord, saying, "Yes, I would accept a slap from my Lord." And Jesus said unto him, "As thou dost taste it, let me lay the smackdown on thy betraying ass. Bitch." and thus He did slap him mightily. Macaron Veda, Canto 7, Ver
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| - The curse of the Werejesus is first mentioned in the Macaron Veda during the story of Jesus at the Last Supper. And Jesus did ladle the spaghetti onto the plates of his dispicables and quoth, "This is my body, the Noodle (woo noddles) of the Divine Pastaer. Eat this and remember my haircut." And Jesus took the marinara, and blessed it, and gave it to his dispicables and quoth, "This is my stuff, the Sacred Sauce of Heaven. Drink of its flavor and be refreshed." Jesus then turned to His betrayer, and said unto him: "Wouldst thou have me slap thee?" And Judas lied to the Lord, saying, "Yes, I would accept a slap from my Lord." And Jesus said unto him, "As thou dost taste it, let me lay the smackdown on thy betraying ass. Bitch." and thus He did slap him mightily. Macaron Veda, Canto 7, Verses 50-54
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