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Darth Oscar, born Opera Sacrifice Canopy Auto Rabbit but shortened to Oscar, was a disgusting fatass Puppet from Dagobah. Oscar was born a dumpster baby by his teenage mother, Mission Vao, who had just recently been impregnated by her boyfriend much older boyfriend Jolee Bindo. Young Oscar had live on the streets of an unknown planet for the next several years to come, raiding trashcans daily for food. One day while searching through said trashcans, Oscar found himself becoming stuck. Unable to pull himself from the garbage, the boy was forced to live in the trashcan the next several years. Life was never more difficult for Oscar. However, things finally turned his way when the young puppet met Darth Elmo, who had been instructed to locate and assemble his own planet destruction team. Lord

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  • Darth Oscar, born Opera Sacrifice Canopy Auto Rabbit but shortened to Oscar, was a disgusting fatass Puppet from Dagobah. Oscar was born a dumpster baby by his teenage mother, Mission Vao, who had just recently been impregnated by her boyfriend much older boyfriend Jolee Bindo. Young Oscar had live on the streets of an unknown planet for the next several years to come, raiding trashcans daily for food. One day while searching through said trashcans, Oscar found himself becoming stuck. Unable to pull himself from the garbage, the boy was forced to live in the trashcan the next several years. Life was never more difficult for Oscar. However, things finally turned his way when the young puppet met Darth Elmo, who had been instructed to locate and assemble his own planet destruction team. Lord
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  • *Sith *Sesame Street
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  • Green
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  • Opera Sacrifice Canopy Auto Rabbit
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  • Darth Oscar, born Opera Sacrifice Canopy Auto Rabbit but shortened to Oscar, was a disgusting fatass Puppet from Dagobah. Oscar was born a dumpster baby by his teenage mother, Mission Vao, who had just recently been impregnated by her boyfriend much older boyfriend Jolee Bindo. Young Oscar had live on the streets of an unknown planet for the next several years to come, raiding trashcans daily for food. One day while searching through said trashcans, Oscar found himself becoming stuck. Unable to pull himself from the garbage, the boy was forced to live in the trashcan the next several years. Life was never more difficult for Oscar. However, things finally turned his way when the young puppet met Darth Elmo, who had been instructed to locate and assemble his own planet destruction team. Lord Elmo found Oscar completely repulsive and agreed to hire the boy. As Darth Elmo found the other members, Sesame Street was born. However, things got worse again when Oscar was thrown out a day later. Unlike the time when Kermit was thrown out of Sesame Street, this had nothing to do with failure to destroy a planet. However, Oscar was thrown out because of "creative differences". However, it has been debated that the real reason he was thrown out was because he was homophobic, and constantly fought with Bert and Ernie. Having no where else to turn, the young man joined the Sith, being trained by the dag nasty evil Darth Pompous Ass. Oscar's transformation into Darth Oscar was complete. Lord Oscar finally died at the hands of Sesamstraat years later during an attempted domination.
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