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| - Vaginitis, otherwise known as the growth of a vagina, is regarded as the number one threat on the male sex within the United States, Australia, and other socially advanced areas of the world. This strange occurrence has been under strenuous documentation for the last 15-20 years. Doctors have yet to make a clear explanation for the biological occurrence, but there are several clues of its origin. They have completed several tissue studies on young males that shop at Hot Topic, Abercrombie, and Hollister, comparatively to those who, well, don't. They claim the cellular membranes were chemically stimulated by an overwhelming release of Oestrogen, the female hormone. The fabrics of these cloths rub against the skin, sending electrical signals to the hypothalamus, which in turn releases this h
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| - Vaginitis, otherwise known as the growth of a vagina, is regarded as the number one threat on the male sex within the United States, Australia, and other socially advanced areas of the world. This strange occurrence has been under strenuous documentation for the last 15-20 years. Doctors have yet to make a clear explanation for the biological occurrence, but there are several clues of its origin. They have completed several tissue studies on young males that shop at Hot Topic, Abercrombie, and Hollister, comparatively to those who, well, don't. They claim the cellular membranes were chemically stimulated by an overwhelming release of Oestrogen, the female hormone. The fabrics of these cloths rub against the skin, sending electrical signals to the hypothalamus, which in turn releases this hormone. The cell's DNA is indirectly affected by this hormone, and thus redefines the entire genital area. This process takes several months, since the other layer of cells flakes off slowly, revealing those underneath to become a new outer coating. Eventually, what you arrive to is this: The outcome is horrible, yet nearly 45% of males in the United States suffer from this disease everyday. The majority of those affected are either Gay, Emo, or fashionably confused. The deformation of this area has led many of those affected to a confused state of delirium or anxiety. Doctors are attempting to work up a solution and free these men from their state of embarrassment and shock, yet the outcomes are slim. It has been suggested that the female pants Emos wear these days could be the cause, with a combination of vasoline and Pam, in order to slip them on without removing their outer layer of flesh. Those affected deny any knowledge of this suggestion.
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