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To write, or not to write? That is the question: Whether it is nobler on the internet to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Users or to take Arms against a sea of defecated flames of the unexpected? When we have shuffled off this competitive nature, we must give pause. There is the reasoning which doth make comedy on this site the greatest; for who would bear the Whips and Scorns of Wikipedia? Hold thy man-bosoms up with pride. Now, let this be thy oath, make the unskilful Wikipedia grieve! Speak it profanely, we are Uncyclopagans! Not mere mortals writing upon the slate of monotony.

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rdfs:comment	To write, or not to write? That is the question: Whether it is nobler on the internet to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Users or to take Arms against a sea of defecated flames of the unexpected? When we have shuffled off this competitive nature, we must give pause. There is the reasoning which doth make comedy on this site the greatest; for who would bear the Whips and Scorns of Wikipedia? Hold thy man-bosoms up with pride. Now, let this be thy oath, make the unskilful Wikipedia grieve! Speak it profanely, we are Uncyclopagans! Not mere mortals writing upon the slate of monotony.
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abstract	To write, or not to write? That is the question: Whether it is nobler on the internet to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous Users or to take Arms against a sea of defecated flames of the unexpected? When we have shuffled off this competitive nature, we must give pause. There is the reasoning which doth make comedy on this site the greatest; for who would bear the Whips and Scorns of Wikipedia? Hold thy man-bosoms up with pride. Hath an Uncyclopedian not flesh? If you are serious to our face do we not cry in agony? Thus, having no Conscience as a comedy writer does NOT maketh Cowards of us all! Thus! The native hue which doth make the site colored in fecal brown, bares no light to the color of seriousness. Sicklied are we to the pale cast of facts and truth. Speak the speech as I have pronounced it to you. Do not play too much with your phallic implement but use all gently as a writing tool; for in the very torrent of porn, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness. Oh, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious fellow tear his penis to tatters, to very rags, to split it because he suffers boredom. Pray you avoid it! Take thy hand to this site and create levity. Thou must not abuse oneself, but abuse fact. Let your own humor sense be your tutor. Suit the action to the word, the word to the action, with this special observance, you shall make others laugh. For anything so overdone with laughs, is surely divine and just? Now, let this be thy oath, make the unskilful Wikipedia grieve! Speak it profanely, we are Uncyclopagans! Not mere mortals writing upon the slate of monotony. Oh we shall reform the world altogether, and let those that are clowns beat those that are serious in a bloody battle. They will themselves laugh when we beat them with feathers, the spectators will laugh too when we beat them with leaves when we have exhausted our feathers. How noble you are to be on the quest of infinite laughter. To express thy penis upon the page is admirable, how like a god you are! The beauty of satire, the paragon of words and yet to me, what is this quintessence of humor? It is to smile.

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