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Microsoft Sam is that annoying guy that, if you accidentally activate it, will say every word that you type, and it can make you either kill yourself or the computer, and Microsoft will even win the lawsuit because, apparently, "they have a disclaimer".

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  • Microsoft Sam
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  • Microsoft Sam is that annoying guy that, if you accidentally activate it, will say every word that you type, and it can make you either kill yourself or the computer, and Microsoft will even win the lawsuit because, apparently, "they have a disclaimer".
  • And here's how Microsoft Sam pronounces it. You have see-lected My-cro-soft Saym as your com-puter's dee-fault v-o-i-c-e. I think this means he either has big speech problems, or he is gett-ing t-i-r-e-d.
  • He was the voice of the computer in the Adventures of MYCUN episode "See No Evil, Hiro No Evil".
  • Microsoft Sam was a Text to Speech voice in Windows 2000 and Windows XP. In Windows Vista, Microsoft Sam was replaced by Microsoft Anna.
  • Microsoft sam is the legend of Windows XP and an evil mastermind along with Microsoft Anna. He is also known for saying "My ROFL copter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi". Nobody except his crew (who don't tell anyone what he looks like) has ever seen him in person, but just about everyone has heard his annoying voice. He also likes playing really crazy games. He is rumoured to be a distant relative of Internet The Explorer. He was one of the Ancient Geeks but was entombed inside a Pie for 10,000,000,000 years. When he awoke he found Mario cookies all the rage and heard there were plans to make a video game of him which was to be made by a small branch of Cheese shops called Nintendo. He got a job there and participated in several commercials. With the help of Ronald McDonald he ros
  • Microsoft Mike and Microsoft Mary are optional male and female voices respectively, available for download from the Microsoft website. Michael and Michelle are also optional male and female voices licensed by Microsoft from Lernout & Hauspie, and available through Microsoft Office XP and Microsoft Office 2003 or Microsoft Reader.
  • Microsoft Sam is the legend of Windows 2000 and Windows XP and king along with Microsoft Anna. Nobody has ever seen him in person, but just about everyone has heard his annoying voice. He is rumoured to be a distant relative of Internet The Explorer. When he awoke he found Mario cookies all the rage and heard there were plans to make a video game of him which was to be made by a small branch of Cheese shops called Nintendo. He got a job there and participated in several commercials. With the help of Ronald McDonald he rose to become the president of Nintendo but he was soon fired when he gave the staff toast but failed to recognize it as Waluigi's.
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  • Microsoft Sam is that annoying guy that, if you accidentally activate it, will say every word that you type, and it can make you either kill yourself or the computer, and Microsoft will even win the lawsuit because, apparently, "they have a disclaimer".
  • Microsoft Mike and Microsoft Mary are optional male and female voices respectively, available for download from the Microsoft website. Michael and Michelle are also optional male and female voices licensed by Microsoft from Lernout & Hauspie, and available through Microsoft Office XP and Microsoft Office 2003 or Microsoft Reader. Sam was also included in the TTS Program Speakonia, but his speech patterns differ from the Narrator version. Sam is well known for appearing in hundreds of YouTube videos. He is known to sing, read errors and signs, do voice-overs, and all sorts. In these videos, he is most notable for a mispronunciation of the word "SOI" or "soy". When the word is played many times in a row, it sounds like a helicopter, or rather "ROFLcopter".
  • And here's how Microsoft Sam pronounces it. You have see-lected My-cro-soft Saym as your com-puter's dee-fault v-o-i-c-e. I think this means he either has big speech problems, or he is gett-ing t-i-r-e-d.
  • Microsoft Sam is the legend of Windows 2000 and Windows XP and king along with Microsoft Anna. Nobody has ever seen him in person, but just about everyone has heard his annoying voice. He is rumoured to be a distant relative of Internet The Explorer. When he awoke he found Mario cookies all the rage and heard there were plans to make a video game of him which was to be made by a small branch of Cheese shops called Nintendo. He got a job there and participated in several commercials. With the help of Ronald McDonald he rose to become the president of Nintendo but he was soon fired when he gave the staff toast but failed to recognize it as Waluigi's. He was banished to Subway Space for all enernity and had to survive on eating cheap sandwhiches made with special sauce. He became mutated and swore vengance on Nintendo and vowed to destroy planet Japan. At some point during his time in Subway Space he created the Waddle-Dee's. When he finally returned he joined Microsoft and became Bill Gates's butler and text to speech for his computers. He has a somewhat large part in the development for the IX-Box and the Ix-Box 7,584,269.3 and will someday overthrow Bill Gates and rule the video game industry. "haah haah haah" was all Microsoft Sam had to say in his usual bored tone according to Wario over the phone when he asked him about this. But he found out that Bill Gates was already killed by Deidara, so he has learnt Katsu and plans to kill Deidara. It is also rumored that he is Master Chief but that rumor is probably wrong. He onced asked for a job in the Squadala Empire army but they refused... He also voices a action figure named Master Chief, who in his action figure form, talks like a swearing 8-year old, for a popular Machinima spoofing a shame known as Halo 3, called Arby 'n The Chief. He was also in Microsoft's army of evil. Not only that, but he is also the voice of Drew Pickles. When Windows XP lost support in 2001, Microsoft Sam went to Speakonia.
  • He was the voice of the computer in the Adventures of MYCUN episode "See No Evil, Hiro No Evil".
  • Microsoft Sam was a Text to Speech voice in Windows 2000 and Windows XP. In Windows Vista, Microsoft Sam was replaced by Microsoft Anna.
  • Microsoft sam is the legend of Windows XP and an evil mastermind along with Microsoft Anna. He is also known for saying "My ROFL copter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi". Nobody except his crew (who don't tell anyone what he looks like) has ever seen him in person, but just about everyone has heard his annoying voice. He also likes playing really crazy games. He is rumoured to be a distant relative of Internet The Explorer. He was one of the Ancient Geeks but was entombed inside a Pie for 10,000,000,000 years. When he awoke he found Mario cookies all the rage and heard there were plans to make a video game of him which was to be made by a small branch of Cheese shops called Nintendo. He got a job there and participated in several commercials. With the help of Ronald McDonald he rose to become the president of Nintendo but he was soon fired when he gave the staff toast but failed to recognize it as Waluigi's. He was banished to Subway Space for all enernity and had to survive on eating cheap sandwiches made with special sauce. He became mutated and swore vengeance on Nintendo and vowed to destroy planet Japan. At some point during his time in Subway Space he created the Waddle-Dee's. When he finally returned he joined Microsoft and became Bill Gates's butler and text to speech for his computers. He has a somewhat large part in the development for the IX-Box and the Ix-Box 7,584,269.3 and will someday overthrow Bill Gates and rule the video game industry. "haah haah haah" was all Microsoft Sam had to say in his usual bored tone according to Wario over the phone when he asked him about this. But he found out that Bill Gates was already killed by Deidara, so he has learnt Katsu and plans to kill Deidara. It is also rumored that he is Master Chief but that rumor is probrably wrong. He once asked for a job in the Squadala Empire army but they refused... He also voices an action figure named Master Chief, who in his action figure form, talks like a swearing 8-year old, for a popular Machinima spoofing a shame known as Halo 3, called Arby 'n The Chief. He was also in microsofts army of evil.
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