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The world's most forgotten pH... after that pH we forgot. pH7 is overall the most boring pH there ever was. Think about it. What does it do? It's not distinguishable, it has no effects, and it's in water. WATER. I mean, if it was pH1 it would be awesome, it would do something cool, if pH1 was in water it would burn skin! But no. It's just pH7. Just pH7. It's even colourless on the pH chart! How boring is that? CO-LOUR-LESS! ...I think... ...don't ask me to remember. It did something once, something interesting, I think. Wait, no, that was pH12 wasn't it? Just go to another article.

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  • The world's most forgotten pH... after that pH we forgot. pH7 is overall the most boring pH there ever was. Think about it. What does it do? It's not distinguishable, it has no effects, and it's in water. WATER. I mean, if it was pH1 it would be awesome, it would do something cool, if pH1 was in water it would burn skin! But no. It's just pH7. Just pH7. It's even colourless on the pH chart! How boring is that? CO-LOUR-LESS! ...I think... ...don't ask me to remember. It did something once, something interesting, I think. Wait, no, that was pH12 wasn't it? Just go to another article.
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  • The world's most forgotten pH... after that pH we forgot. pH7 is overall the most boring pH there ever was. Think about it. What does it do? It's not distinguishable, it has no effects, and it's in water. WATER. I mean, if it was pH1 it would be awesome, it would do something cool, if pH1 was in water it would burn skin! But no. It's just pH7. Just pH7. It's even colourless on the pH chart! How boring is that? CO-LOUR-LESS! ...I think... ...don't ask me to remember. It did something once, something interesting, I think. Wait, no, that was pH12 wasn't it? You could go on for aaaages about what you can do with pH12 or pH8 or pH3, but pH7? You might as well commit social suicide. It's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally hard to keep writing about such a lifeless topic, y'know? pH7... pretty much summed it up in the first sentence, it sucks. Just go to another article.
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