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| - [This entire episode appears to be shot with a handheld camera held by Zack.] [A car door opens, a pair of feet in high heels step out.] AMY Freddy, get going. But stay in the area. We’ll call you when we need you. FREDDY Yeah, you got it. AMY Zack, tell me we’re good for battery and drive space. ZACK Yeah, yeah, we’re good. I’m just cleaning the coffee off the- AMY Oh, today! ZACK Okay, yeah! Yeah, no, we’re good. We’re good. AMY Okay, let’s go! Let’s go! ZACK All right. [Both begin running toward a warehouse] ZACK Hey, what about the stuff in the van. We can’t edit without it- [both resume running]
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| - [This entire episode appears to be shot with a handheld camera held by Zack.] [A car door opens, a pair of feet in high heels step out.] AMY Freddy, get going. But stay in the area. We’ll call you when we need you. FREDDY Yeah, you got it. AMY Zack, tell me we’re good for battery and drive space. ZACK Yeah, yeah, we’re good. I’m just cleaning the coffee off the- AMY Oh, today! ZACK Okay, yeah! Yeah, no, we’re good. We’re good. AMY Okay, let’s go! Let’s go! ZACK All right. [Both begin running toward a warehouse] ZACK Hey, what about the stuff in the van. We can’t edit without it- AMY We need to travel light. This is happening now. [Amy stops running as a police car drives past] AMY Cops haven’t even had time to set up a perimeter yet. [grins at camera] See what I mean? [both resume running] ZACK Yeah, yeah, I do. Well, maybe there’s a good reason why the cops are coming down here, like the fact that something dangerous is going on. You said some people died, right? AMY Right! Which means something very cool and newsworthy is going on and whoever gets the exclusive on this is going to be in the driver’s seat for a network job. ZACK Okay, that’s – That’s really cool, it’s just, you know… You’re a weathergirl. AMY Meteorologist. And Bill O’Riley started as a weatherman, Dan Rather was a sportscaster. All you need is one big break. This, my friend, is mine. ZACK Yeah, but wasn’t O’Riley out of the- AMY Come on! [They run up to police officer.] AMY Amy Saunders, Channel 13 Eyewitness News! Can you tell us what happened here tonight? OFFICER We don’t know anything yet, we’ll brief you guys once we know more. AMY Rumor is that three people are dead and there have been sightings of a wild animal of some kind loose in the area. Can you tell us what happened, is the public in danger? Is this a zoological crisis? OFFICER Look! You’ll know when we know, okay? Now, back off, both of you! This area’s off-limits, effective immediately. [Officer puts his hand in front of camera lens, video cuts out and starts again with Amy walking up a loading dock toward a warehouse door.] AMY Just keep the camera rolling, I don’t wanna miss anything. ZACK I’m getting everything, don’t worry. How do you know there’s another way into this place? [Amy tries the door on the loading dock. It’s locked.] AMY Crap. [Amy heads for another door.] ZACK So, okay… I don’t know about this Amy. This is… [A motorcycle sits unattended off to the side of the loading dock. It is recognizably Ashley’s.] ZACK Aw, sweet bike! AMY These warehouses are all inter-connected by a rail system. All we need to do is get into one before the cops cordon them all off… [Amy spots an unlocked door next to where Ashley’s bike is parked.] AMY Like so! ZACK [uncertain] Like so. [Amy pulls the door open and grins at the camera] AMY And hello Pulitzer. [Amy disappears inside, leaving the door standing open] ZACK Oh, no, Amy… [Camera footage cuts out] [Amy is walking down the aisle, half-turning to address the camera.] ZACK Look, I’m just saying, if there’s a wild animal here, shouldn’t we be waiting until we know more about the situation? AMY By the time the cops get their act in gear, the story’ll be over. If we get the jump on this, we can make the 11 o’clock broadcast. ZACK Yeah, but what if it’s a hostage situation, you know like, or something like that or like a mad bomber or something and like the cops are just using the wild animal story as a cover or like… Hey! Maybe dudes from Homeland Security are coming because this is a terrorist- AMY Would you relax! I’ve been monitoring the police bands since the first 9-1-1 call. Witnesses said some kind of lizard or something escaped from a cargo ship and attacked some people. So, if we get the exclusive footage on the recapture, I get a promotion, you get a raise. ZACK I don’t want a raise, Amy. I wanna live! AMY Seriously, Zack, just man up, okay? We’ll be fine. ZACK Oh, yeah, well! I’m gonna “man up” and we’re gonna- Holy! [Something dark drips on Amy from above. The camera tilts up to show a dead body on top of a tack of pallets, dripping blood from a head wound and the arm.] ZACK Holy crap! [Zack splutters as Amy gasps and backs away, wiping blood from her face as she starts running down the aisle away from the dead body.] ZACK This is- AMY Keep recording! ZACK Are you ins-? Yeah, I’m gonna keep recording. There’s dead people and I’m gonna keep recording! [Amy rounds a corner to see another dead body on the floor with a deep neck wound.] ZACK Oh my god! Oh my god. That guy’s totally- ! I mean, he’s- Holy… [Zack continues babbling “Holy-” as Amy rounds a corner into another room with a dead body in it. There’s a loud noise above them and the camera whips up to see a dark shadow flit across the rafters away from them.] ZACK [panicked whisper] Amy! That was not a zoo creature or a- I don’t know what that was, that was something entirely different. What was that? AMY [panicked whisper] I know, I know, I don’t know. ZACK What the hell was that? AMY [recovering composure] I don’t know. But it knows we’re here.
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