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Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3 (codenamed Sexy Alert 3) is a 2008 live action soft-core pornographic video game wrapped in a PG rating. It is the first ever sexy game in the Command & Conquer series, published by Electronic Arts. Announced on April 1, 2008, the game has been released by EA Los Angeles exclusively for Microsoft Windows-based PCs, resulting in various unexplainable forms of incompatibility issues.

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  • Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3 (codenamed Sexy Alert 3) is a 2008 live action soft-core pornographic video game wrapped in a PG rating. It is the first ever sexy game in the Command & Conquer series, published by Electronic Arts. Announced on April 1, 2008, the game has been released by EA Los Angeles exclusively for Microsoft Windows-based PCs, resulting in various unexplainable forms of incompatibility issues.
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  • Command & Conquer: Read Alert 3 (codenamed Sexy Alert 3) is a 2008 live action soft-core pornographic video game wrapped in a PG rating. It is the first ever sexy game in the Command & Conquer series, published by Electronic Arts. Announced on April 1, 2008, the game has been released by EA Los Angeles exclusively for Microsoft Windows-based PCs, resulting in various unexplainable forms of incompatibility issues. The game remakes the Read Alert Universe in Electronic Art's likeness, abandoning the concept of "parallel universes". Based on a true story, World War II was in fact altered by some insidious space-time continuum. A massive world war was ongoing among the Communists and Democrats, while a brand new third faction, known as the Empire of the Rising Star, has miraculously risen in power. In Read Alert 3, unlike the rest of the Command & Conquer: Read Alert series, this time round, it has absolutely nothing to do with that dude. The developers do not want this "sequel" to be a "what if…" story. Featuring great adult talents--such as Playboy's Jenny McCarthy as Tanya Adams, Avril Lavigne as Tanya's girlfriend, Rowan Atkinson as Lieutenant "Busty" Eva in Sergeant rank, Vladimir Putin as the Soviet Premier, George Takei as Emperor Sulu, a couple of anonymous Japanese AV stars as Empire's Commanders, as That Commander, as well as myself as 's Co-Commander--the events of Read Alert 3 will replace the events in Read Alert 2 and the expansion, Urine’s Revenge; and are supposedly considered canon to the overarching storyline.
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