Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him lives in a pumpkin, shrouded in secretions. One time per month, Anonymous tells us, he sheds something called his knickers and relatively engages in projectile discretion. Members of the self-empowerment program Eugenics gather at this time of month in pumpkin splotches around the world, hoping to catch a glimpse -- and perhaps a taste -- of Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him. This has resulted in their being singled out as a leading cause of anorexia, but this being completely true, it has yet to be proven.
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| - Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him lives in a pumpkin, shrouded in secretions. One time per month, Anonymous tells us, he sheds something called his knickers and relatively engages in projectile discretion. Members of the self-empowerment program Eugenics gather at this time of month in pumpkin splotches around the world, hoping to catch a glimpse -- and perhaps a taste -- of Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him. This has resulted in their being singled out as a leading cause of anorexia, but this being completely true, it has yet to be proven.
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| - Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him lives in a pumpkin, shrouded in secretions. One time per month, Anonymous tells us, he sheds something called his knickers and relatively engages in projectile discretion. Members of the self-empowerment program Eugenics gather at this time of month in pumpkin splotches around the world, hoping to catch a glimpse -- and perhaps a taste -- of Nelson D. Rockefeller as we understood Him. This has resulted in their being singled out as a leading cause of anorexia, but this being completely true, it has yet to be proven.
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