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| - Banana peels are often used in comedy as a tool for slapstick and pratfalls. A character is seen walking, unaware of a sole peel on the ground. They step on it, causing them to slip and fall.
- The first thing you should know about these deadly fruit skins, is that they come from the most phallic fruit on Earth, the banana. A banana peel is created when a certain organism devours the actual "meat" of the banana and the peel is discarded carelessly. The banana peel will then make its way unto the floor, sprawled in a cross formation, waiting for any unlucky traveler.
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| - The first thing you should know about these deadly fruit skins, is that they come from the most phallic fruit on Earth, the banana. A banana peel is created when a certain organism devours the actual "meat" of the banana and the peel is discarded carelessly. The banana peel will then make its way unto the floor, sprawled in a cross formation, waiting for any unlucky traveler. The deadliness of the banana peel comes from the slipperiness it exhibits. A banana peel is said to be the third most slippery thing in the universe. The first being premature ejaculation and the second being banana juice, which is also used as an aphrodisiac cocktail by women, or tossed directly into the mouths of dumb people, jerks, jerkoffs, and their ilk. Any being that accidentally steps on a banana peel will have a fall, and eventually break all their bones, their skulls, their organs, and even their individual cells. Not only that but a banana peel can cause you to become an hero, have your wife cheat on you, and might even cause AIDS.
- Banana peels are often used in comedy as a tool for slapstick and pratfalls. A character is seen walking, unaware of a sole peel on the ground. They step on it, causing them to slip and fall.
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