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| - Pinochet was secretly supported and manipulated by the Templar front, Abstergo Industries. He was assigned to take over Chile from Salvador Allende via a coup d'état, as Allende intended to give Chile's corporations to the people, which would have taken them away from the hands of Abstergo.
- Augusto José Ramón Pinochet Ugarte dit Augusto Pinocchio est un dictateur chilien (1915–2006) Il fut l'instigateur de l'opération " vivre son nazisme entre potes " lancé en 1973 ...
- Augusto Pinochet (b. 1916 d. 2006 lives forever in our hearts) was the deposed former dictator of Chile and a friend of The Colbert Report. Stephen Colbert first became a fan of El Pino in 1973 during the violent coup in Chile that brought him to power. (Thanks, CIA!) He was concerned that the Communists would take over in Chile. If the Communists took over they would have suspended the constitution and civil liberties, tortured and killed thousands of civilians and plundered millions from the country's treasury. Luckily, he prevented any of that from happening.
- Pinochet's regime was responsible for various human rights abuses during its reign including murder and torture of political opponents. According to a government commission report that included testimony from more than 30,000 people, Pinochet's government killed at least 3,197 people and tortured about 29,000. Two-thirds of the cases listed in the report happened in 1973.
- Augusto Pinochet is remembered due to his love to kill people because they was rejected to join in PC (Commies, Hippies or Preppies, but allowed Nazis). His heroism involve killing everyone left-of-center, implanting a government without a center, and doesn't know right from wrong. Folklore in the Andes around the time of Pinochet's birth predicted a man would be born of goat and have a third nipple located on his forehead. A goat was found with a nipple for a forehead frozen in the Andes on 31st December 2010. The nipple survived. The goat did not. He has a moustache. ==Pinochet Reversal==hello
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| - Augusto Pinochet is remembered due to his love to kill people because they was rejected to join in PC (Commies, Hippies or Preppies, but allowed Nazis). His heroism involve killing everyone left-of-center, implanting a government without a center, and doesn't know right from wrong. Folklore in the Andes around the time of Pinochet's birth predicted a man would be born of goat and have a third nipple located on his forehead. A goat was found with a nipple for a forehead frozen in the Andes on 31st December 2010. The nipple survived. The goat did not. He has a moustache. Augusto Pinochet was grown in a secret CIA lab, and programmed to betray presidents and to kill. Contemporary records first note his existence in Chile, in 1937, though the preceding mythological account would indicate that his demonic essence is much older. Augusto started (say) human life as a puppet, when he had life breathed into him by the Blue Fairy and became a wooden boy. His early exploits are detailed in the movie "Pinocheto", a classic Disney animated feature. After becoming a real boy (with a wooden head), he revolutionized classroom disruption by using small metal pins as projectiles, bouncing them off of two or three walls to strike his teachers in the back of the neck (as he never acted frontally). This richochet technique earned him the name "Pin-ochet", which stuck with him for the rest of his life. Unfortunately, this brand of disruption led to his dismissal from Faivalarm Elementary. It was in 1948 that the United States discovered his talent, and immediately began training him for secret CIA missions in some smelly Boot Camps. Seeking to get back to his roots, Pinochet crawled into politics to become the puppet leader of Chile in 1973. Though he wished upon a star, he was never to become a real leader. His erotic conquests include Helen Mirren (before she was a Dame), Alf, Etta Fitzgerald, That kid off You Tube that went to the dentist and acted stoned... you know the one, and Don Rickles. He died (Gee, thank you God, what took you so long?) on December 10, 2006. It is known that he will be reborn on third day of the apocalypse to bring back chaos and horror to the Chilean pockets. Yes, pockets (his second favorite after murder). It is rumored that if Margaret Thatcher dies in 2012, not only will the world end, but Pinochet's rotting corpse will begin to smell of cheap generic brand margarine. In 2130, the third age of mankind, dawn of a new era, high majesty Pinochet's rebirth will be celebrated by dwarves and trannies everywhere with fancy dress and some cake. Hitler is rumoured to be making a comeback appearance (Not under his "W" persona though). ==Pinochet Reversal==hello nathan Image:Nimbusthumb.png Trivia sections are Evil! The article could be improved by reading it upside-down, or something, I dunno. Did you know it's impossible to lick your own elbow? Unless you're some kind of freak.
* Augusto Pinochet is the inaugural winner of Maggie Thatcher's “Fwend of Bwitain Award”. The Award gets you an automatic +2 to save against extradition, and a +1 to succeed against tests of mental competency.
* Augusto Pinochet has also been endorsed by felony anglophile Conrad Black, though he's never been in a helicopter with him.
* He is still Dead.
* His approval rating was 0.00, not even him approved of himself.
* He was a wide aficionado of bestiality during his lifetime, known to have had many male dog lovers.
* He was resurrected at castle Wolfenstein, until the scientists realized he had always been, and will always be a useless piece of shit and killed him.
* The only good thing he did in his whole lifetime was dying.
* In Doom 4, you can see him being violated by a Cyberdemon before being stuck up the ass of a imp.
* Augusto Pinochet was a weasel motherfucker, but at least now it's dead, and may I say, he finally gave Chile a moment of Joy (even better than 1988).
* The weasel mother is still alive and well.
* Augusto Pinochet just eliminated the poverty in Chile, of course, by killing all the poor people.
* Chicks that turn him on: Margaret Thatcher, Angela Merkel, Eva Peron, Ayn Rand, Condoleezza Rice and Sarah Palin (MILF ALERT!) and of course, his mother (OLD SLUT ALERT!).
* Chicks that turn him off: Michelle Bachelet, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Segolene Royal and Golda Meir (too soft for him) And all that is female or human.
- Augusto Pinochet (b. 1916 d. 2006 lives forever in our hearts) was the deposed former dictator of Chile and a friend of The Colbert Report. Stephen Colbert first became a fan of El Pino in 1973 during the violent coup in Chile that brought him to power. (Thanks, CIA!) He was concerned that the Communists would take over in Chile. If the Communists took over they would have suspended the constitution and civil liberties, tortured and killed thousands of civilians and plundered millions from the country's treasury. Luckily, he prevented any of that from happening. After God called him home, he lay in state, guarded by soldiers, in Devo hats and wearing Ghostbusters proton packs, who were there presumably to capture the General's ghost as it left his body.
- Pinochet's regime was responsible for various human rights abuses during its reign including murder and torture of political opponents. According to a government commission report that included testimony from more than 30,000 people, Pinochet's government killed at least 3,197 people and tortured about 29,000. Two-thirds of the cases listed in the report happened in 1973. Professor Clive Foss, in The Tyrants: 2500 Years of Absolute Power and Corruption (Quercus Publishing 2006), estimates that 1,500–2,000 Chileans were killed or disappeared during the Pinochet regime. In October 1979, the New York Times reported that Amnesty International had documented the disappearance of approximately 1,500 Chileans since 1973. Among the killed and disappeared during the military regime were at least 663 Marxist guerrillas. According to a study in Latin American Perspectives, at least 200,000 Chileans (about 2% of Chile's 1973 population) were forced to go into exile. Additionally, hundreds of thousands left the country in the wake of the economic crises that followed the military coup during the 1970s and 1980s. Some of the key individuals who fled because of political persecution were followed in their exile by the DINA secret police, in the framework of Operation Condor, which linked South American military dictatorships together against political opponents.
- Pinochet was secretly supported and manipulated by the Templar front, Abstergo Industries. He was assigned to take over Chile from Salvador Allende via a coup d'état, as Allende intended to give Chile's corporations to the people, which would have taken them away from the hands of Abstergo.
- Augusto José Ramón Pinochet Ugarte dit Augusto Pinocchio est un dictateur chilien (1915–2006) Il fut l'instigateur de l'opération " vivre son nazisme entre potes " lancé en 1973 ...
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