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| - Through most of Nintendo's history, Peach is known as the damsel in distress, always getting kidnapped by Bowser and always having to be rescued by Mario. She has her moments in Mario Kart games and such, but she mostly serves the role of weak female. With some very notable exceptions, beginning with Mario 2. In Mario 2, you could use one of four characters in the game. Peach was easily the best of the bunch, as a master of her aerial abilities could break the game and never come close to being touched. Another great exception is Super Mario RPG, in which Peach ends up forming an alliance with Bowser and Mario to save the Mushroom Kingdom from an outside force. Put the Lazy Shell on her and watch her never take damage again. But the biggest of all her side roles is easily SSBM. From day one, people cried about how cheap Peach was. Then people, including yours truly, learned how to play her properly. She's by far one of the most annoying characters to fight in SSBM, and only Sheik and Marth will pose any real problems to her. Even master Fox and Falco players fear the down smash (henceforth known as the Dress Blender), though the Priority Whore has an entire arsenal of annoying moves, not to mention being a master of edge guarding and defense. Instead of being an idiot and thinking you can take my Peach, just quit. It'll actually take longer for you to quit than it will for me to kill you. Some would throw Super Princess Peach into the mix as well, but something's wrong about Peach unlocking her special abilities via PMS. Regardless, Peach is a budding star in the Mario universe, and she *better* be good in Brawl, or I'm going to kill someone. "Sweet!" -Peach
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